Reuniting with the skanks of love

Good lord I’m late on this recappage. I apologize profusely to all my loyal readers. I thought about [...]

Last week on Charm School… Ummm… Yeah, I think I took a nap or something because it was the most [...]

Last week on Charm School, we all got a break from the trashiness because VH1 was busy airing some other [...]

Previously on Charm School: The remaining contestants faced their fears by ripping off a lame MTV show, Marcia and [...]

Previously on Charm School: Bubbles swam in the air even though Charm School has a pool, Kip and Marcia decided [...]

Last week on Charm School: Trash picked up trash, Kiki got eliminated, and we learned a whole new racial stereotype. [...]

Last week on Charm School: Marcia loved Ricki Lake, Hos donated clothes, Beverly assaulted Porno and got booted off [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper, TheMiki, to the mix with Charm School. This was just assigned, so please give her [...]

Welcome to the Rock of Love Bus Reunion Show! It’s a leopard printed hello from 80′s hair metal’s favorite [...]

Welcome to the last stop on the Rock of Love Bus! I miss my hos already, but I’m not [...]

Another morning in Orlando on the Rock of Love Bus! Do I miss Boring Butch Beverly? I can’t [...]

Welcome back onboard the Rock of Love Bus! Let me Clorox the bus for you sweeties, and then we’re [...]

I’ve been away. Get naked and let me make it up to you with the tale of last week’s Rock [...]

Welcome back to the only way to traverse every state fair ground east of the Mississippi, the Rock Of Love [...]

Welcome back onboard the Rock of Love Bus! Got your pasties and tube socks? Sounds crazy, but trust [...]

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! It’s time for Bret’s favorite challenge, Mudbowl. Unfortunately, I’m not [...]

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! There’s no doubt about the life lessons learned from Rock of [...]

Hello dolls and welcome back aboard the Rock of Love Bus. Packed your crotchless panties? Great, let’s go! That’s [...]

Hey dolls, welcome aboard! The first thing I have to say today is that the Rock of Love Bus [...]

Hello dolls and welcome back onboard my new favorite mode of transport, the Rock of Love Bus! Cry Porn WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!? It’s morning time [...]

Dolls, it’s back and we have a lot of skank to cover so I’m not wasting time on the intro. [...]

****Well, you guys have been sending your letters in begging for Charm School, and since we are in complete and [...]

Hello dolls, and welcome to the season finale of Rock of Love! We’re down to our final two hos [...]

Welcome back to the second to last week of Rock of Love! This week is the meet the [...]

Hey dolls, welcome back to Rock of Love! Flasher’s back, so you know it’s a good week. Make [...]

Welcome back to Rock Of Love! You all know what’s happening this week – that’s right, it’s the return [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome back to Rock of Love! Where the hell did it go last week? [...]

Welcome back to Rock of Love! This week, we get patriotic, there’s a big fight and I change horses. [...]

Welcome back to Rock of Love! This week, it’s the return of one of my all time favorite hos, [...]

Welcome back to another week of Rock of Love. I think we’re in a slump. All these hos do [...]

Hi dolls! Everyone keep rockin’ over our break? Well, Rock of Love is back and more infected than [...]

Hello dolls, and welcome back to Rock of Love! This week’s installment was a big improvement over last. [...]

Well, ChickBomb was a naughty, naughty girl this week. That may work in Bret’s world, but in the ‘Gasm, [...]

Well, ChickBomb was a naughty, naughty girl this week. That may work in Bret’s world, but in the ‘Gasm, [...]

Alright dolls, this is it – Rock of Love 2! Does anyone else love the logo with the double [...]

Alright dolls, this is our last recap together for a while, so I hope it totally rocks! In preparation [...]

Hello fab dolls, this is it – the final Rock of Love! What a rad and excellent trip in [...]

So dolls, are the programmers at VH1 the biggest teases ever or what? No Rock of Love finale, no [...]

Hello gorgeous dolls, we’re back for the second to last episode of Rock Of Love! I’ve been very busy [...]