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SECRETS OF ASPEN: Poor-y got laid! Poor-y got laid! (A tiny- titted Finale!)

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, February 24, 2010 | 1:48 am | 0 Comments

I’ll miss you the most, gay gay gay Ben. Previously on Sexrets of Aspen (yeah right)…old bitches in hats and [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: From fun to FEAR

By Monamonzano | Thursday, February 11, 2010 | 1:08 am | 1 Comments

That tush is gonna get frostbite! This week, Laura and Gay gay gay Ben are still extra chummy, while Erin [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Cake Fight or Flight

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, February 3, 2010 | 2:36 am | 3 Comments

They’re coming… This week. Laura puts her talons back into Crazy Eyes Farrah Fawcett’s man, and is a fucking bitch. [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Tattle Tits

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 | 2:49 am | 2 Comments

We’re a modest bunch This week on Secrets of Aspen, Laura continues to be the uberbitch that she is by [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Girl’s gotta make a living, right?

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 | 1:21 am | 2 Comments

A Hooker? Like, what does that even MEAN? This week on SECRETS OF ASPEN, the episode is ALL ABOUT how everyone [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Fishing for sympathy and…fish.

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, January 13, 2010 | 12:36 pm | 5 Comments

Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: It’s ON Like Post-Menopausal Donkey Kong!

By Monamonzano | Wednesday, January 6, 2010 | 1:44 pm | 11 Comments

Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately [...]