Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we [...]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s [...]

What’s up, people? You know how Cameltoe always ends each episode this season with her silly little tagline, “Hair [...]

Hello again hairgomaniacs! I know that I have been bitching a lot about how this show has taken a [...]

Happy Post-Oscars, everyone! Could you all believe how bad the hair was at this year’s show? I don’t [...]

Hello again friends! You know, every time I go to my local salon these days I always ask the [...]

Welcome back, friends! I’m so glad you’ve rejoined me, because I want to tell you about an Incident that [...]

Hello friends. Let’s talk for a minute about that friend you have (and yes, of course behind her back… [...]

Hello hair hoppers! My name is J-Mo, I am a Top Chef fan, and once upon a time I [...]

Boy, it has been a long and strange eight weeks, hasn’t it? Never in life did I think I [...]

There’s at least one in every workplace. We’ve all been stuck at a desk or in a cube near [...]

Sometimes I sit in my cubicle at work and stare off into space having one of my many Lottery Fantasies… [...]

When I was still a practicing Catholic (I say “practicing” because I never got really good at it… you know, [...]

A good friend of mine who is a music composer (and his boyfriend, who is an animator) have been at [...]

After only two episodes of this show, I have fallen deeper in love with Tabatha Coffey than I already was [...]

Hey there, Gasmii! It’s been a week now, and I’ve mostly recovered from the finale of Shear Genius and [...]

Have you ever met someone who so completely and utterly and pointlessly pushes every single irritation, aggravation and frustration button [...]

Heer we aaaa! I can’t believe that 10 weeks (and most of the summer) has flown by so damn [...]

Welcome everyone! This is J-Mo, and I am the wacky fatboy nutjob who has been guiding the ‘gasm through [...]

Have you ever been sitting there in your cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet for six hours straight and typing [...]

Welcome back all ye ever-faithful Gasmii who read these insanely long recaps that fly forth from the limp-wristed hands of [...]

Well, here we are once again, and I managed to out-write the publishing platform! No matter, I’m getting better [...]

Good evening dearest gasmii, and welcome to another episode of the possibly-well-rated real-ality Bravo TV hair-styling competition show Shear Genius! [...]

Once upon a time, there were seven little stylists who went to the Shear Genius Cosmetology Academy… and they were [...]

Helloooooooo gasmii! I am so sorry about the length of time required to get this recap to you! [...]

Well, well, well, here we are again… when we last left our fearless stylestants of Shear Genius, a fight had [...]

Hello hair-hoppers! You know, there is an old saying in drag-queen circles that says “Never let ‘em see your [...]

Well, I’ll be damned! I didn’t think my powers of chit-chat and gab could outlast the publishing platform, but [...]

Hey y’all, it’s me, J-Mo, back again to wade through the clouds of hairspray and styling mousse… wait, does anybody [...]

Hi-hi Gasmii! It’s me, J-Mo, back again to help guide you as we work our way through the pretentious [...]

As if the humiliating (and really, it should also be rather humbling) experience of being the first “stylestant” axed from [...]

***Letter from the Editor: You guys have sent us letters asking for Shear Genius recaps, and we have found the [...]