Hello alllll! We’re in Detroit, Motor City! Where I’ve never been but I’ve heard it’s impoverished and riddled with crime. But [...]

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]

Can Finale Night Save a Crappy Season?

The top four lay it all on the floor

Now that America decides, who will stay and who will go?

I’m loopy and I know it

Can the all-stars save this season?

Some things are NOT better the second time around

Apple Pie here, subbing for Potty Mouth. Hope I can make PM proud! 16 Left, 2 more to go tonight [...]

20% Dancer Decrease

First week of competition!!

Meet the Top Twenty!

Vegas. The NEW Whine Country

Salt Lake City Auditions

Auditions in the ATL!

L.A. Auditions bring out the perv in Mary

New York & Dallas Auditions

Taking your pain (and inability to openly mock other human beings) away through dance

There’s a whole lot to chew through before we find out season eight’s winner.

Our finalists have one last chance to win America over. Well, five chances. You know what I mean.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

Six dancers, four spots in the finale. Dun, dun, dun!!

The ugliest contestants get eliminated; unfortunately, Robin is not eligible.

And Gaga and some other people watch.

We lose two more dancers. Is this season over yet?

All-Stars add spice and everything nice

aka, It’s about #^%ing Time

The top twelve perform. I yawn. A lot.

It’s not your fault; it’s your partner’s!

Plan or Coincidence?

Remember when people from different partnerships went home?

Nigel does his best to make America barf.

Rage. Blinding White Hot Rage.

I think I’ve seen this show before. Only last time? It was better.

That’s one hour I can’t get back.

The top twenty get paired off and perform for your votes

The Top Twenty are revealed and dance in their own styles.

Vegas Week. In two hours or less.

Sir BitchyPants returns. Again. Jakob and Katee make a run for it.

SLC & Brooklyn in da Theater!