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Survivor: Sudoku – The Silent Killer

What? The recap’s been here the whole time! You just have to rub lemon juice on the computer [...]


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Survivor: The Stereotype Olympics

This week, on Survivor: a panda deathmatch. Just kidding! But I totally wish, I’m not gonna lie. [...]


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Survivor: Hippos Need Love Too

This week on Survivor, Jean-Robert gets his sexism on, James pushes some trees down with his bare hands and then [...]


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Survivor: Needs Less Dave and More Panda

Join us for another episode of Survivor, where the people who suck continue to suck, the people who are sort [...]


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The Official Survivor: China Panda Count Now Stands At One

Welcome the inaugural panda! It’s time for Survivor again, people, and I could not be more excited. Let’s get to [...]


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NSFTV? CBS hit for Survivor‘s nude wrestler

It took only a few hours, but already there’s growing unease over CBS’ promotion of a Playboy model and WWE [...]


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Nude gal faces Jesus gal on Survivor: China

Hey! Never mind the genocide and human rights issues connected to Survivor: China, which premieres next month. This [...]


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CBS introduces the Survivor: China contestants

CBS this morning introduced the 16 castaways who will compete in Survivor: China one month from today. The sixteen Americans will [...]


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Yau-Man blabs about Survivor convention

Survivor fans unite! At the Survivor convention that CBS is planning for diehard fans of the granddaddy of reality [...]


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Mark Burnett is fighting for another reality hit

With flopperoos Pirate Master and On The Lot clinging to life on CBS and Fox and the combination of the [...]


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Survivor falls back on the All-Stars again

Maybe Mark Burnett is desperate for a sure thing after the twin flops of Pirate Master and On The Lot, [...]


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Finale, Part 3: Dreamz and the Moustache of Destiny

When we last met, Earl had taken all nine votes and won the million dollars, and it was pretty sweet. [...]


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Survivor Finale, Part 2: Enjoy the Truck! And the Soul Crushing Guilt!

Gee, I wonder what’s going to happen?Final Immunity Challenge! I was going to make a whole bunch of Princess [...]


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Survivor Finale, Part 1: Faceplants Are Even Better In Slow Motion

Well, it’s been an awesome season. There is quite a bit of material (THREE hours of Survivor, people, including [...]


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Get Out Of My Dreamz, Get Into My Car

Come on, you had to know that’s what I was going to title this, didn’t you? Big Up to [...]


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Rob & Amber to “revolutionize reality TV”?

Professional reality TV couple Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich didn’t make it to compete in the finale of last night’s [...]


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Dreamz is Officially Scarier Than Freddy Kreuger

Survivor: Fiji has been a season of ups and downs. It’s been boring, it’s been awesome, and now, it’s [...]


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Dreamz is Officially Scarier Than Freddy Kreuger

Survivor: Fiji has been a season of ups and downs. It’s been boring, it’s been awesome, and now, it’s [...]


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It’s All About The Placement Of The Poor Sports

Last time, on Survivor: The coolest episode ever. I actually watched the previouslies. That’s how awesome it was. Tonight [...]


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Survivor meets politics on MySpace

Somebody’s finally putting MySpace to work on television, and oddly enough it’s got nothing to do with dating, comedians or [...]


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And Now, The Best Episode of Survivor Ever

Previously, on Survivor: Richard Hatch created the concept of alliances, shaping the future of the show and establishing the precedent [...]


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Pirate Master sets sail May 31st

The cat’s out of the bag about Pirate Master, Mark Burnett’s Survivor on A Pirate Ship. The 13-week CBS series [...]


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Survivor heads to China

The next season of Survivor will be filmed in China. The big journey following the fourteenth season will be [...]


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Purple is the New WTF

Previously, on Survivor: After Mookie found the idol at the Ravu camp, Lisi did a whole bunch of stuff that [...]


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Fiji Survivors end up in New York

Reality TV king Mark Burnett got a two-fer this season, using a “Haves and Have-Nots” twist on both Survivor: Fiji [...]


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Our Long National Nightmare Is Now Over

Remember how last week was the best episode of the season? Because someone totally annoying and lame [...]


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You Can’t Stop The Rock

Last week on Survivor, the tribes were scuffled in order to create some tension in a season that’s been criticized [...]


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Survivor’s ultimate replay moment

See! Jeff promised the season would get better! Survivor’s Michelle Yi got right up again. See a fan’s scarier [...]


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Jeff Probst admits: This Survivor season sucks!

Survivor host and keeper of the flame Jeff Probst is biting the hand that feeds him, coming out and admitting [...]


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Everyone Who’s Annoying, Step to the Left, Please.

Previously, on Survivor: Lisi fell on her face. Look how awesome it was! Oh man, that was so sweet. [...]


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Survivor’s jailed naked fat guy: “I’m innocent!”

Richard Hatch, who won $1 million on the first season of Survivor, then went to prison for not paying taxes [...]


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Clash of the Stupid Nicknames

Last week on Survivor, Moto made the decision to sacrifice Liliana in the name of comfort, keeping their nice camp [...]


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Ravu Wins a Challenge! Sort Of!

We’re four episodes into this season of Survivor, and the Moto tribe has yet to lose a challenge. Despite [...]


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Recap: The Slip and Slide Follies

By Schoonie Editor’s Note: After last week’s dramatic writing contest, we anointed Schoonie the winner of our Survivor recap contest. [...]


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Recap: Survivor: Do You Know What Time It Is? Tool Time!

By Gary Hi TVgasm readers! I was supposed to be the other finalist in the Survivor recap contest, but last [...]


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Recap: Survivor: You Smell That? 

By Schoonie Thursday was the eagerly awaited premiere of Survivor: Fiji, and this year there are several firsts.  There are an [...]


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America’s Next Top TVgasm Writer: Island Edition!

Our quest for excellent new recappers continues. The qualifying submissions for Lost have now been posted in the forums. Read [...]


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Meet the ‘Survivor: Fiji’ castaways

Survivor: Fiji premieres Thursday, February 8th on CBS. The prize again is a million dollars. The location once [...]


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The Yul Log: Survivor vote breakdown revealed

CBS has finally updated its Survivor: Cook Islands voting history site to reveal the breakdown of the Final Three jury [...]


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Recap: Survivor: This Reunion Is Music To My Ears!

Still basking in the glow of the Survivor finale? So are we. However, it’s not a true finale [...]