Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make [...]

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. [...]

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – [...]

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head [...]

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so [...]

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her [...]

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber [...]

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than [...]

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among [...]

Best episode ever… loved it all…. sadly have manual labor to take care of at home, so full recap will [...]

The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. [...]

It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up [...]

 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and Adam had [...]

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to [...]

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah [...]

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2…. Kailyn isn’t moving to Texas, but she does meet a new guy. She moves into [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… [...]

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to [...]

Chelsea’s a moron. Jenelle finds a new family. Kailyn keeps looking for one. Leah keeps ruining hers. I must preface this [...]

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the [...]

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect [...]

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let [...]

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I [...]

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 [...]

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and [...]

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and [...]

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April [...]

If I could base my psychic abilities on my Teen Mom predictions, I would be vying for my own reality [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, Farrah met another victim guy, Amber was sprung from rehab, Cate pondered going to college, [...]

DirecTV and Viacom have settled, so I get to have my Teen Mom back on my boob tube.  It’s just [...]