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The Bachelor Recap: Happily Ever After (At Least for Now)

Greetings, Gasmii! First of all, a big THANK YOU to Dashley for covering my ass (again) on this week’s minicap. [...]


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Minicap: Bachelor Finale

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: No Woman, No Cry

Greetings, Gasmii! It’s episode 7 of “The Bachelor.” Sean and his harem are leaving the cold of Montana and Canada [...]


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Minicap: The Bachelor

Con: There are four damn hours of “The Bachelor” this week.Pro: Living Social sent me an offer for a bottle [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Attack of the Tierrable!

Hey there, Gasmii! PopePhilly back for this week’s episode of “The Bachelor.” Last week, we saw Kacie get permanently placed in the [...]


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Minicap: The Bachelor

Greetings, Gasmii! First off, I want to say a special thank you Dashley for covering for me last week with [...]


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The Bachelor Week 3 RECAP: Matching Bikinis and Empty Compliments

Hey, fellow Rose-Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m covering this week for the fantastic PopePhilly, whose recaps I read religiously every [...]


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Minicap: The Bachelor

Well, it’s finally the episode where we see Tierra fall down the stairs. It was the most disappointing moment on [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Now I’m Free – Free Fallin’

Ah, the second episode of “The Bachelor.” This is where things start to get interesting. Lets be honest, the first [...]


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Minicap: The Bachelor

Hello, Gasmii! It’s episode two of the Bachelor. It’s time for the real drama and cat fights to start. Personally, [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: No One Deserves it More

Greetings, Gasmii! Welcome to the train wreck that started it all. That’s right, I’m talking about “The Bachelor.” This is [...]


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The Bachelor: Finally a Finale

Tonight on the “dramatic season finale” of The Bachelor, Ben will choose between Lindzi and Courtney, two women with whom [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Rehashing and Trashing

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the [...]


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The Bachelor: Sloppy Seconds in Switzerland

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Hometown Hoopla

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.


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The Bachelor Recap: Leaps of Faith

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Going with the Flow

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.


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The Bachelor Recap: Puerto Rican Shenanigans

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: Rehashing the Past

The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: On a Scale from 1 to 10

Week 3 of The Bachelor opens with the girls arriving in San Francisco, where Ben currently lives.  He sits down [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: The Blakely Situation

This week’s episode of The Bachelor starts out with Ben bringing all of the women to Sonoma and showing them [...]


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The Bachelor Recap: A sash, a hat, and a Grandma

A new season is upon us!


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The Bachelor: Deeply in Like

Brad finally proposes.


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The Bachelor: Frantic, Frazzled and Freaked Out

The women tell all and the audience falls asleep.


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The Bachelor: Animal Attraction

Fantasy dates, nightmare mates.


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The Bachelor: Dead on Arrival

Hometown date horror.


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The Bachelor: Molechelle Gets Plucked

How a sexy photo shoot became Brad’s personal hell.


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The Bachelor: Silence of the Hams

Yeah… he’s gonna get what he deserves.


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The Bachelor: Fear Factor

Shopping, NASCAR and terror.


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The Bachelor: Black-Eyed Sleaze

Mysterious black eyes.


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The Bachelor: Daddy Issues

Hope and the possibility of love.


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The Bachelor: Beg for Attention

A former Bachelorette helps Brad weed through the crazy.


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The Bachelor: Ready to Take a Chance Again

Second time’s a charm.


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The Bachelor: The Princess and the Wiener

Just one, Jake. This isn’t Big Love. Tonight is Big Decision night on The Bachelor! We’re still in St. Lucia and [...]


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The Bachelor: GoldiJake and the Three Tramps

Welcome back to The Bachelor! Here we are in St. Lucia, which, just like San Francisco, is the perfect place [...]


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The Bachelor: Homeward Bound

Papa Wiener realizes his princess is home… with a new car. Oh boy, here we are at The Bachelor Hometown Dates, [...]


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The Bachelor: Be Sure to Wear Some Boring in Your Hair

“Time to leave my heart at Haight-Ashbury.” Hello beloved readers! Since you guys are my bestest cyber friends, I wanted [...]


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The Bachelor: Way Too Many Roses

“Where do these women anchor their faith?” Morning girls! It’s three in the afternoon, time to rise and shine – Chris [...]


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The Bachelor: I Never Thought It Would Be This Hard!

“Do you guys have any tranquilizers?” Okay I have to tell you guys about this week’s recap of The Bachelor. I’m [...]


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The Bachelor: Notes on a Scandal

The Decieved Welcome back to The Bachelor, Season 1,400 “It’s Got To Work Sometime!” Or as ABC would rather call it, [...]