“Complimentary rose service begins after takeoff.” Hey, do you guys remember JAKE from Jillian’s season of The Bachelorette? He was that [...]

A necessary production cost This week on More to Love, fat-ass talons fly as the girls show their true colors on [...]

America’s Sweetheart Wow, where to start with the latest installation of The Bachelor? Tonight Jason Mesnick blew up in America’s face [...]

“I am all kinds of confused.” Hello beloved fans of The Bachelor! As you may or may not know, this last [...]

Don’t forget the tongue, Jason. Are you all ready for the Hometown Dates on The Bachelor? As a special Valentine’s Day [...]

Who will be Jason’s beautiful bride? Tonight on The Bachelor there are only two words you need to remember: Seattle and [...]

“Can I start over?” Welcome to The Bachelor! Tonight Jason continues to kiss everybody, but this time he does it in [...]

“Whose heart shall I break tonight?” Tonight on The Bachelor, we reenact National Lampoon’s Vacation, then Jason feels up eight of [...]

“Let me get a look at those birthing hips…” Ah, here we go with week two of The Bachelor. We [...]

Aw shucks. I can still fall in love! Welcome back to The Bachelor! I’ve been on hiatus and missed you [...]

“I never meant to hurt you…” Well, it’s been a long road, my friends. A long painful road through this season [...]

Such a dork. The night is finally here! The Bachelor – all the way from London, England – is finally going [...]

Quick! The women are telling all! So I tried, I really tried to come up with anything to say about The [...]

“Look at all these pine trees!” Tonight on The Bachelor we head for Barbados to watch three lucky girls give it [...]

“I’m so near to fame I can smell it!” Tonight on The Bachelor Matt goes on his hometown dates! For the [...]

“Lovely weather we’re having!” This week is a big one on The Bachelor. Matt has to decide which girls he will [...]

It’s the “naughty stool” for these two gigglers. Tonight The Bachelor takes a turn for the serious. But before that happens [...]

“It’s a royal bloody red cah-pet!” It’s another romance and suspense filled episode of The Bachelor! This week Matt dabbles in [...]

The girls discover that someone is here for the “wrong” reasons. Welcome back to The Bachelor! I’m so happy to have [...]

Real men are from England. Welcome, beloved readers to the 12th and greatest season of The Bachelor! I have missed you [...]

“What is love?” Oh my gosh! This truly is the most shocking Final Rose Ceremony ever on The Bachelor. There has [...]

11 of 25 Women and we actually speak to 5. Here we are at The Bachelor: The Women Tell All. I’m [...]

The seduced. Hello my beloved readers! I owe you all a grand apology which I am prepared to give right now [...]

“Chad says family is most important.” Ah, it’s that glorious time again on The Bachelor when we get to take a [...]

Who’s ready to crash land? This week on The Bachelor Brad has some tough decisions ahead of him. There are several [...]

“I can’t do this without Chad!” Okay, before I start my weekly shredding session of The Bachelor, I have to take [...]

“To the Dizzy Rooster, Jeeves!” Well I celebrated too soon. Just when I congratulated myself on only having to recap an [...]

“One, two, three. Fall in love!” This week marks the grand beginning of Group Dates for Brad The Bachelor. After getting [...]

The girls just learned that the Bachelor has a criminal history. Beloved readers! May I just say that I am thrilled [...]

Excuse me while I faint from surprise, but according to an article on TMZ.com it seems that The Bachelor Andy [...]

Which “lucky” lady will go home wearing this? Tonight’s grand finale episode is a marathon. No, not a marathon – a [...]

“It’s time to see who has no interest in a life of her own.” I can’t even count how many times [...]

It’s all fun and games until the Hometown Dates. This week Mayo has had it with group dating. He needs to [...]

“I am one tasty guy.” So tonight completes the group date charades and takes us through that last stretch before the [...]

“It’s another week in paradise with me!” There is a lot of screaming and begging in this week’s episode of The [...]

By Honey Gangsta A Stephanie Sandwich with Mayo So here we are, back in front of The Bachelor. But what’s this? They’re [...]

By Honey Gangsta ANDY? Welcome back to The Bachelor! According to formula, we begin with an unnecessarily long recap of last week’s [...]

New writer alert! Honey Gangsta has thrown herself into the fire to try to bring you info, perspective and laughs [...]

After weeks of plotting, scheming and Whorica-filler, it all comes down to this: the blond one versus the other blond [...]

Now that Prince Lorenzo and his school teacher have scampered off to count the hours until they go their separate [...]