The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Break out the roses. Here comes Bachelor #10

We can all look forward to a new cast of smiling phonies, fakers, shameless exhibitionists– and maybe even a closeted [...]


The Bachelor

Recap: The Bachelor: Put Out Or Shut Up

So this week is the all-important Overnight Date episode of The Bachelor. And that of course means one thing: someone [...]


The Bachelor

Lost In Translation

This week on The Bachelor it’s time for the hometown visits, where Cousin Larry gets to meet the remaining B’ettes’ [...]


The Bachelor

The One Where Whorica Judges Everyone…

Things have been quite chaotic at the copygodd household over the past few days. Primarily because I severely dislocated the [...]


The Bachelor

This Is Not My Beautiful Wife…

Well, well, well. Another week, another multiple ejection episode of The Bachelor. And these weren’t just your run-of-the-mill garden-variety multiple [...]


The Bachelor

Wine Is Fine But Liquor’s Quicker

Two weeks in to this season of The Bachelor and it’s already time for few observations. First, Gina has yet [...]


The Bachelor

There’s No Place Like Rome

Last season was the first time I’d ever actually watched The Bachelor. Filmed in France, it was billed as “The [...]


The O.C.

Clipgasm: EXCLUSIVE Musicgasm Edition

As I mentioned in my recap, TV GUIDE Emmy party served as a platform for the world debut of [...]


The O.C.

Clipgasm: EXCLUSIVE Musicgasm Edition

As I mentioned in my recap, TV GUIDE Emmy party served as a platform for the world debut of [...]


The Bachelor

Come Sail Away…

Seaworthy, yes. But does it boast rich Corinthian leather? Thanks to alert reader Jessica M., TVgasm has learned that producers of [...]


The Bachelor

And The Bachelor Goes To…

“Hello evewyone. I’m copygodd’th TiVo. I’d jutht like to apologithe for not taping the firtht 15 minuth of The Bachelor [...]


The Bachelor

Mean Girls

This week’s episode of The Bachelor had it all: good, bad and ugly. The good? It was a rare [...]


The Bachelor

Acting!

So I flipped on the TiVo last night to start this week’s recap of The Bachelor and saw it was [...]


The Bachelor

Meet The Parents

Five weeks into The Bachelor: Paris and we’re already down to four girls. And while there’s been lots of drama [...]


The Bachelor

You Guys (Drink!) Are So Amazing (DRINK!)

I realize this recap is a day late, but we’ve been having trouble counting the reverse cock block ballots [...]


The Bachelor

Block That Cooter!

When I asked for an alternative to “Reverse Cock Block” in last week’s recap of The Bachelor, I was expecting [...]


The Bachelor

Wood You Accept This Rose?

There’s probably only one or two of you that know this, but before I started recapping The Bachelor I [...]


The Bachelor

Of Hard Nipples, Baby Oil And Wet Spots

Oy, what a week. To start, let me say thanks for all the comments on my first shot at recapping [...]


The Bachelor

Dr. McRottenEggs, I Presume?

Right up front, I’ll admit I’ve never watched an episode of The Bachelor before. (Or The Bachelorette, for that matter.) [...]


The Bachelor

Not That You Needed a Reminder

I am not sure how many iterations of The Bachelor have been shown on ABC, but they are coming out [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Three Hours Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back

[jadedbitch continues with our Bachelor recaps. You can read his blog at http://www.jadedbitch.com/.] At long last, it is the final [...]


The Bachelor

It’s Not Miss Congeniality, It’s The Bachelor

[jadedbitch continues with our Bachelor recaps. You can read his blog at http://www.jadedbitch.com/.] So sayeth Anitra during one of many [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Would the Real Sarah Please Stand Up?

[jadedbitch continues with our Bachelor recaps. You can read his blog at http://www.jadedbitch.com/.] “Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya…” You [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Who’s Your Meatball?

[Bachelor recaps are written by jadedbitch. You can read his blog at http://www.jadedbitch.com/.] Our boy Charlie has had some time [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: What’d I Miss?? Apparently, Nothing

[jadedbitch is back from France with Bachelor recaps. You can read his blog at http://www.jadedbitch.com/.] Bonjour! I have returned from [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Welcome to Hoochfest 2005, Bitches!

[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch.] We start off with Kimberley going through her suitcase of skank-ware, which included a [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Bland Ambition

[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch] I missed the first five minutes of Elimidate, The Fifth Wheel, Blind Date, The [...]


The Bachelor

The Bachelor: No Rules

[Providing coverage of The Bachelor this season is jadedbitch.] I was very gunshy about watching another season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette series [...]


The Bachelorette

Most Dramatic Bachelorette Party EVER

Six weeks ago, I made the mistake of telling a girl that under no condition would I ever be devoting [...]