The Bachelorette
The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: ¡Soy grande en Chihuahua, Spain!

“From what I understand Spain is just Mexico-East.” This week Jillian stops squealing long enough to take us on an extended [...]


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The Bachelorette: Earning Her Hometown Laurels

“Even when I’m thinking hard, I’m fun.” I’m trying to think, but it’s hard because there is this constant high pitched [...]


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The Bachelorette: Last Train to Idiotville

“It’s the MOST DRAMATIC TRANSPORTATION IN BACHELORETTE HISTORY.” Well for Pete’s sake, here we go again with The Bachelorette. Is this [...]


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The Bachelorette: Jillian’s Pity Party

“I had no idea it was going to be this hard!” We open this week’s The Bachelorette with Jillian reminding us [...]


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The Bachelorette: Trouble? Blame Canada!

Toronto Vancouver All right folks, this week on The Bachelorette, things are starting to get real. It was all fun and [...]


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The Bachelorette Zip Lines Into the Old West

“Get along, little doggie.” Welcome to another startling episode of The Bachelorette! This week everything is different and we have surprises [...]


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The Bachelorette: Race Dating and More!

Slaying the dragons. So here we go again getting into another season of The Bachelorette! ABC has, of course, chosen to [...]


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The Bachelorette: Canada Calling

“And on top of everything, my bra shows in this dress!” Welcome to The Bachelorette! So I’m not sure if any [...]


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The Bachelorette: DeAnna Turns Hypocrite

“I never meant to hurt you…” Well, it’s been a long road, my friends. A long painful road through this season [...]


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The Bachelorette: The Men Hate DeAnna

“Oh the boys must be SO happy to see me again!” Hey beloved readers, I know I promised to recap the [...]


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The Bachelorette: The Graham-less Fantasy

“Graham, Graham, wherefore art thou Graham?” Tonight on The Bachelorette DeAnna goes on three nearly identical dates in the Bahamas. The [...]


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The Bachelorette: Hometown Follies

“Who’s taking me home first?” Welcome to DeAnna’s journey across America, also known as the Hometown Dates! Tonight The Bachelorette crisscrosses [...]


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The Bachelorette: Operation Desert Soul Search

DeAnna begins to feel trapped… Well beloved readers, it’s getting down to the wire. This season of The Bachelorette seems to [...]


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The Bachelorette: Special PMS Episode

“I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown…” Here we are, beloved readers, down to nine eligible bachelors on this, the [...]


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The Bachelorette: The Good, The Bad and the Rejected

It’s raining men. Welcome to another super-sized episode of The Bachelorette! Tonight the guys dress up like cowboys, go on the [...]


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The Bachelorette: The Ron/Jeremy Clash

The belle of the ball APOLOGIES, beloved readers, on the arrival of this recap. The job that actually pays my bills [...]


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The Bachelorette: Greece is the Word

Who’s laughing now? Tonight is the special 2 hour premiere episode of The Bachelorette. DeAnna has returned from rejection to blink [...]


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Bachelors Continue to Pervade Society

Big news. Jerry from The Bachelorette 3 has been spotted… again. This time his smoldering visage graces a [...]


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A Bachelorette Contestant Who’s Really An Actor? Why I NEVER!

I used to be a big Scrubs fan. In fact, I still am. The thing is, it’s always [...]


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From The “Please Extend My Fame” Department:

Looks like our old friend Jerry from The Bachelorette (and Real World: Back to NY) is back again. After [...]


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The Bachelorette: A Not So Lucky Boy and a Drama Queen

[by Jaded Bitch] Sorry for the late recap, but the show was friggin’ three hours long!! OY VA VOY!! Enough foreplay, [...]


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The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All…Except for Fabrice

[by Jaded Bitch] Well I for one was all set for a night of good television as I snuggled in on [...]


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The Bachelorette: Suite Suite Fantasy Baby!


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Most Dramatic Bachelorette Party EVER

Six weeks ago, I made the mistake of telling a girl that under no condition would I ever be devoting [...]


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The Bachelorette: Home Edition

[by Jaded Bitch] Now that it’s down to the nitty gritty, it’s time we re-examine the candidates. First there’s Wendell, a [...]


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The Bachelorette Comes Out…Lamer Than Ever

[by Jaded Bitch] The evening started off with (surprise surprise) a preview of what’s to come, including a snippet of Fabrice [...]


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From the Plagiarism Department

As many of you know, over two weeks ago, TVgasm broke the news that Bachelorette contestant Fabrice is actually gay. [...]


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The Bachelorette: More Mindless Dribble

[by Jaded Bitch] And when I say dribble, I’m of course talking about the big basketball game that started off the [...]


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Fabricegate: The Latest

Okay, this isn’t as good as last week’s bombshell that Bachelorette contestant Fabrice is gay, but hey, we’ll take what [...]


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The Bachelorette: Arrested Development

[by Jaded Bitch] Wow, it’s the second episode and already we get to witness the big police-on-the-scene drama! When I saw [...]


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More Shenanigans on The Bachelorette 3

Looks like The Bachelorette has been caught in the act yet again. Just a few days after TVgasm revealed [...]


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The Competition is “Stiff”

[Bringing you Bachelorette 3 coverage this season will be JadedBitch] The season premiere of The Bachelorette aired last night, bringing back [...]


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Playing It Straight – UPDATED

For the five people watching the The Bachelorette 3 last night, have we got a juicy nugget for you. [...]