“But how will I ever afford to live?” Jonna wonders. “How does one get money in this world, if not through The Challenge?”
The Challenge
This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.
The Challenge
… Yes, Trishelle, it does vaguely resemble a television show. Pray tell, what do you think the big black boxy things you’re talking to are for?
The Challenge
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The Challenge
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The Challenge
Or, more accurately: the challengers try to think, and quickly tank.
The Challenge
Because “The Dark Knight” was already taken by the people who titled the actual episode.
The Challenge
Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.
The Challenge
Apparently all it takes for a rookie revolution is for half the challengers to be rookies.
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The Challenge
Seriously, villain is way too generous. Might I suggest rascal or mischief-maker? (Yes, I Googled synonyms.)
The Challenge
Hey, remember the last eight weeks?
The Challenge
… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.
The Challenge
Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.
The Challenge
I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.
The Challenge
The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.
The Challenge
The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)
The Challenge
TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.
The Challenge
Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.
The Challenge
Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.
The Challenge
Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.
The Challenge
Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.
The Challenge
The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.
The Challenge
Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.
The Challenge
Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.
The Challenge
In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.
The Challenge
I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.
The Challenge
They really didn’t need to show most of this $#!+, but here it is anyway!
The Challenge
The most insane final in Challenge history leads to some breakdowns.
The Challenge
An intense elimination rematch, but more importantly: Wes gets a smackdown courtesy of Cara Maria!
The Challenge
Almost the entire Challenge-verse turns against Cara Maria and Laurel.
The Challenge
Some are lovers, some are fighters, and I’m not sure what the hell some are doing here.
The Challenge
And even the love of a good woman (and their baby on the way!) can’t cheer him up.
