Another week of dumbassery.
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Spencer? Tucked away in the porn house fingering his crystals. Huzzah!
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Nads is off setting up her spanking new, shiny computer so I am left here at Newsgasm. You know what [...]
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I locked her in the car. I know this season was hard to get through, but we did it! We [...]
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Stacie, I never knew you felt that way… This week on the Hills, we take it to the streets…the streets of [...]
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This is what a no-carb diet and PMS looks like This Hills episode, an extra dose of FUCKING APESHIT. Broahday, [...]
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That’s my “bite your dick off” face. This week on The Hills, Kristin hones her man huntin’ by courting Brody [...]
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I kill pets. This week on the hills, Human Blow Up Doll has a birthday…what is it, 65?I can’t [...]
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Cry, but do it pretty for the cameras… This week on the massive shitshow in my life that is THE HILLS, [...]
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This Week: Zombie impressions, alcoholism and a lack of anti-frizz serum A personal triumph for me: I only puked a little [...]
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For just 5 cents a day, you could take care of a Hill’s member’s costly feeding fee. This week on the [...]
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This week, the girls get makeovers. Oh, the Hills. Where would we be without our regular dose of living assery? [...]
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Spencer contemplating his own cultural relevance This week, the Hills Pills are back for season six, with just as much (if [...]
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This week on MTV, two forces of evil narcissism joined in unholy, legal matrimony, and it was LC’s final (finally!) [...]
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Howdy Ho my little ‘Gasmic lovebirds! This week was the second-to-last episode of the season (and second-to-last for the remaining [...]
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On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer GET ENGAGED!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!! HOLY SHIT! Again? LC brings us up to date on all [...]
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Buenos dìas, ‘Gasminos! I’m back from my vacay with a collection of odd tan lines and a regret that I [...]
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O.Snapp is on vacation this week, so please welcome your sub Hills recapper, Monamonzano! Back to something important- ME! This [...]
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It was a level-4 week on The Hills, as the girls crash the Brocation, Blahdrina hypnotizes Broday by swinging her [...]
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This week on The Hills, a lot of important groundwork was laid for later plot developments (because of tonight, we [...]
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On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Stephanie gives the worst interview of all time (and yes, that’s counting Heidi’s interview [...]
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Happy spring, my young chickies! Did you spend a long, bitterly cold winter missing the vicarious sunshine of Los Angeles, [...]
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Oh my sweet ‘Gasmini, I apologize for my extreme tardiness in recapping, but Jesus was totally on my ass to [...]
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Tonight is the puke-inducing episode we’ve all been waiting for. In the tradition of Luke and Laura, Monica and Chandler, [...]
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“OMAHGAH I’m SO in LOVE” Did you ever have a class in college that you knew you didn’t need to go [...]
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Tonight’s episode of “The Hills” is one of those “fallout” episodes, one where everybody just talks about what happened last [...]
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Oh my God, you guys. The unthinkable has happened. “The Hills” this week…….. was awesome. It almost feels like an “emergency episode” because [...]
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“God, I’m exhausted of this nonsense.” This week’s episode of The Hills seemed like it should have aired two episodes ago, [...]
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Tonight on “The Hills,” we FINALLY get a blessed break from the frustratingly endless Blahdrina drama (Blahdrama?) as well as [...]
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“Do I look like I give a shit?” Monday night, while the world was busy fretting up a storm over the [...]
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Dear Blahdrina, I know that, in today’s world, it’s hard for a woman to have it [...]
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Tonight on The Hills, the whole crew (or at least those who matter) go to Cabo-Wabo to live in a [...]
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On this week’s episode of “The Hills,” BLAHDRINA IS A DEPLORABLE DUMBASS. Which we already knew, but it became more [...]
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Would probably make a better Republican presidential candidate. Wow. You know, there’s nothing like a good verbal beat-down when it comes [...]
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“So, here we are, frenemies.” This week on “The Hills,” nobody is dating anybody, LC doesn’t care, and Heidi is in [...]
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“If I tell you, do you promise not to tell?” Welcome, fellow haters! This week’s zany, WTF-filled episode posed an existential [...]
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Welcome, everyone, to another fun-filled half-hour of uncomfortable reaction shots, listless wealth, and badly overdubbed audio, all presided over by [...]
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And neither do we. Previously on The Hills, Heidi was weak, Spencer was an intolerant brat, and LC was a frigid [...]
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Well, with the Olympics finished and the DNC out of the way, young people had nothing else remotely political or [...]
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“Steady…. don’t make me laugh! Dead puppies. Baseball. The Montauk Monster.” I’m not sure if MTV is still promoting that whole [...]
