Doubtless many of you have been watching Michael Phelps and that Nastasia gymnast chick show off their hard-earned physical superiority [...]

“Are you saying you DIDN’T notice my Bling Hail Mary Glow?” Well, kids, it’s been a roller coaster ride of emotions [...]

You know how on every show, the episode after a big shitstorm episode nothing really happens? Sort of a breather, [...]

“OH GOD I’m already sick of being on this show.” Welcome once again to the Fake Friendship Fest! Last time on [...]

Somewhere, Lorenzo Lamas is turning in his fashion grave. Tonight’s episode of “The Hills” taught us that everything happens for a [...]

“Riveting story, Stephanie. Do tell it again.” First of all, I’d like to say thank GOD this week we returned to [...]

“Sigh, I wish they would cast me some REAL friends.” Do you remember in seventh grade, when all the girls and [...]

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at [...]

“Whoop-de-fucking do!” Here’s what makes The Hills fantastic: other shows typically edit out the blank stares and silences between takes and [...]

Le Boogie Oogie. OMG you guys! It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for, since the writer’s strike threatened to halt [...]

I think this is the first time I have actually prayed for an earthquake. I am sure that being the voracious [...]

This week on The Hills, tonight is the big night! At last, a climax! That’s the plan anyway. [...]

This week on The Hills, a girl in Canada can stop holding her breath, Deadrina gets her hopes up again, [...]

This week on The Hills, Bustin is so much grosser than we thought, a slimy monster terrorizes the land, and [...]

This week on The Hills, The Monchichi uses the words “production” “ordeal” hassle” and “distraction” to describe his upcoming wedding, [...]

This week on The Hills, Heidi and Lauren travel back in time to middle school, Deadrina begins her study at [...]

This week on The Hills, Speidi plan to break a world record, Whitney barely avoids getting trampled by large [...]

This week on The Hills, it is almost impossible to take anything seriously in the wake of Gavingate, and MTV, [...]

This week on The Hills, Brody acts like a girl, the Monchichi acts like a child, and MTV continues [...]

This week on The Hills, the answer to the biggest TV mystery since Who shot JR? is revealed, Jen Bunney [...]

This week on The Hills, the answer to the biggest TV mystery since Who shot JR? is revealed, Jen Bunney [...]

This week on The Hills, what happens in Vegas is Lo turns into an annoying bitch, our girls break several [...]

This week on The Hills, Audrina still can’t believe anything she hears, Lisa Love Jedi mind-tricks Whitney, and Jason [...]

This week on The Hills, not enough happened to fill up 22 minutes of air time, we here at the [...]

This week on The Hills, J Wahl gets a chin makeover in rehab, Deadrina decides that just because you can’t [...]

This week on The Hills, we find once again that things are different in Hollywood. “Evolve” is another word [...]

Ex-Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler just got engaged to his girlfriend of six months, USC tennis star Katja Decker-Sadowski. Get [...]

This week on The Hills, things are a little bit sad as our girls learn that your parents can’t save [...]

This week on The Hills, things are a little bit sad. There comes a time when your parents can [...]

TVgasm had the opportunity to talk to Audrina Patrige this week for a quick interview and she was very forthcoming. [...]

We start at the Hillside Villas this week. Deadrina invites Lauren to have drinks with her and Bustin at Bella [...]

Starter Wife Heidi and The Monchichi have lunch together. How could Lauren call her brainwashed? Just because she had a [...]

We all wondered what was going to happen after Speidi drove away in the UHaul last season. Fortunately, we [...]

Did you wake up this morning and feel that something was, I dunno, different? Notice a spring in your step [...]

Spencer Pratt wants to spread the hate! The Kim Kardashian of reality television wants everyone to attack him on his [...]

File this one under “gossip,” but at least it’s gossip that can have an effect on your favorite show [...]

Jason Wahler from The Hills is out of “serious rehab” (serious jail-doding rehab, says he’s ready for a life [...]

Looks like Heidi Montag’s decision to get a new set of new breasts has paid off. Playboy magazine is [...]

Spencer Pratt from The Hills, best known as the armpiece to the surgically-altered Heidi Montag, has injected himself into [...]