At least mom has a grip on reality…and the knowledge of who this REALLY is about! Well, again Toddlers & [...]
This degrades us both. So…what’s new with everyone? Is anyone even reading this recap after the minicap? We’ve been such a [...]
Snakes! Not on a plane! Ah, pageant moms…what would we do without them? This week on Toddlers & Tiaras we head [...]
Storybook & Co. pageant, “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” Well duuuh.
The Circle City Wild West Showdown pageant takes us to the booming metropolis of Indianapolis, Indiana, yee-ha! Pageant Co-Director and [...]
Get in line. Gasmii, hooooly shit on this Toddlers & Tiaras episode! The good part? The kids and their moms were [...]
All pageant and no discipline makes Camarie a psycho girl!
Keeping with the theme of how pageants are really for the mothers, Toddlers & Tiaras gives us some great mother-against-mother [...]
Theeeey’re baaaack! And with a vengeance! The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]
Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]
Audrey Jr. will class the joint up! God I love this show! This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras takes us to [...]
Ah, Gasmii, I love it when the crazy rears its fabulously ugly head like it did in this week’s episode [...]
Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!
Hello Gasmii – sorry for not having last week’s Toddlers & Tiaras episode up, as you may know the TVgasm [...]
Hoooly shit, this was a great episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and had so much to make fun of I [...]
The Crown Beauties Beauty Pageant being hosted by Pricilla Presley’s hair
***This was turned in on time!! Unfortunately, the site has been a bitch. Don’t blame Crabby, blame the internet gods. [...]
Toddlers & Tiaras: What’s Left to Say? Oh, A Lot
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Island of Misfit Toys and Chooky Moves
Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap: More Face-Planting
Try “Island of Bad Sportsmanship”
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Even Preparation H Couldn’t Help These Kids
This is a man, right? Hoooly crap, who would have guessed that the second season finale/final bonus episode of Toddlers & [...]
Whoa! Wow. Just…wow. The Storybook Pageant in Harrisburg, PA brings out one of the worst mothers on Toddlers & Tiaras since [...]
The International Fresh Faces Missouri pageant
Oh yeah, she’s sane. Hey Gasmii – I am going to keep this short because I am at a conference and [...]
“Queen of Hearts” pageant in Statesboro, Georgia
A classy hooker is still a hooker you know. I say cluster, you say…it’s a Toddlers & Tiaras episode, you know [...]
This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras brings us the Hearts & Crowns pageant, or Bratapalooza, in a big way. And [...]
Well, Flipit and I be damned, guess Edenpalooza wasn’t the season finale after all! My DVR didn’t show any shows [...]
Even Peter Brady is cringing. Rumble in the Jungle pageant in Louisville, Kentucky starts this Toddlers & Tiaras off. Kudos to [...]
Glamorous Beauties pageant in Center, Texas







