This week on “Watch What Crappens,” Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) head to Paris!  At [...]

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping [...]

Flipit fills in for J-Mo on Oscar week!

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

On this week’s episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) break down [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Restaurant Wars. Plus, Padma Sucks.

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

I can say one thing for Chris.. he’s got guts.  Literally. And then there were 2. We are finally here at [...]

  My prayer for the day: Please, my dear Lord (and by “my Lord” I mean Satan), please, please, let today [...]

The Beast that killed Takashi Welcome to the 10th Circle of Hell Last week Lorena the Horena won- unbelievably, in my opinion [...]

Takashi Manero Last week, Art sashayed out the door and back to the land of Biscuits, Oprah and Lady Gaga’s collapsing [...]