I’m sorry for the delay guys.  My sister in law was visiting from England for 10 days… I barely survived. Awww, [...]

I just gouged my own eyes out Ok, so Simple Jack is gone. I’m sorry, I’ve been wanting to call Clark [...]

Welcome to the Episode 4!    Last week Mark Gaier was sent packing for his lackluster scallops cooled Teppanyaki style.  He [...]

Season 4, episode 3 already!  Time flies.  Last week we saw the glorious win of Patricia and her mole for [...]

 The Chefs come into the Kitchen and Curtis Stone (Cold Fox or SCF, as I am abbreviating) is there, [...]

Curtis Stone(ColdFox) is back as the host.  I’m warning you, I have a major thing for this dude.  I [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

The chefs try to fry each other’s palates and cook dumbed-down chili!

Beware of spicy “food products” and don’t put beans in chili!

Thinking outside the flour tortilla is haaaaard!

Cooking murderous reptiles and/or Mexican parties!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!