I am so hungry now!

Finale!

Or pack your knives and go!

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

Minicap of “Top Chef Masters”!

And other things happened.

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving [...]

Fast food time!

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.

My mouth waters from the cheeeese.

Naomi takes another power trip.

Gasmii!  Man, this one had me on the edge of my seat.  First of all, the Quickfire had our noble [...]

The return of the brow

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

Also, Restaurant Wars!!!!

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

The Top Three tackle the Most Moribund Meal of their entire liiiiiives!

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

Flipit sits in for blatant thievery, mustard gas, and one horny Meemaw.

The muppets and cookies. AW

FahBeeOh f’s up an American classic any teenager can easily create.

The Chefs play at food-styling and irritate the hell out of Lorraine Bracco!

Flip signs on for the bad economy edition featuring trash and pop up shacks.

The chefs get to play with some mighty big poles.

Dim sum battles

Some compete in a tennis-themed challenge. Others just duck balls all night.

NYC is the place to be unless you’re me and you can only see it on TV

Kids + Sugar × Liquid Nitrogen ÷ Pressure = MELTDOWN!

Finally! Some chefs that can actually COOK! Or can they?

Luke-warm lame-ass leftovers.

Seriously?

The first half of the Finale

Do the cheftestants have the right stuff?

The tale of the grey tuna.

The best security in the world can’t save our own C.I.A. agents from this

Restaurant Wars brings out a middle-school mentality in these dumbasses.