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Top Chef: Insulting International Cuisine

“Ethiopian Food” is not an oxymoron after all!


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Top Chef: The Case Of The Purloined Peez

Toddlers take over Congress.


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Top Chef: Chillin’ The Villian

How many ways can YOU cook up animal genitalia?


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Top Chef: Alpha Dogs Are Crabtastic

The chefs get to murder a bunch of crabs and then cook outdoors!


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Top Chef: Ooh, Baby I Love Your Gays

Tonight the winners lose, and the losers win!


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Top Chef: AmerIcan(’t make a) Pie

Everybody STILL sucks at making desserts.


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Top Chef: Hot Lunch Jam (Oh Sherry)

The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!


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Top Chef: Hail To The Beef

Top Chef DC begins


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Top Chef Masters Finale: Black And White And Blue All Over

Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?


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Top Chef Masters: Most Improv’d

Top Chef takes on improv.


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Top Chef Masters: It’s All Greek To Me

Final Five


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Top Chef Masters: Tobama And The Last Lesbiana

Italians are really ultra-sensitive these days.


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Top Chef Masters: Exotic Is Another Word For Nauseating

Cartoon food takes the night.


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Top Chef Masters: Wedding Buffet Blues

Wedding cake time!


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Top Chef: Holy Dick

We have another douchebag Master on our hands!


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Top Chef Masters: Frenchy And The Pub Grub Club

Good evening and welcome back everybody. It’s 2:15 in the morning and I’m a little hammered, but I have [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Charity Begins By Not Being A Douchebag To People

Hey everybody, guess what? This is my hundredth recap for TVGasm! I know, right? It’s hard to [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Love/Hates And First Dates

Hey y’all foodie fans! Remember how the last time we were all watching Top Chef it was Christmastime, and [...]


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Top Chef Reunion: ‘Cuz This Is Filler, Filler Night

Hello everybody, and welcome back. Did you all have a lovely Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Drunken Depressive [...]


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Top Chef Finale: Million Dollar Bear

Hi ‘Gasmii. *sigh* Where does the time go? It can’t possibly be a full six months that [...]


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Top Chef: Let’s Crush Someone’s Dreams!

What’s up, people? Are you all in the midst of your holiday craze yet? Last night I was [...]


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Top Chef: Welcome to Bo-Cooze Duh Whore

Hey ‘Gasmii, I’m finally back. I can’t apologize enough for the delays on this recap. As you may [...]


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Top Chef: Fat Kid Goes To The Circus

Hi guys’n'gals’n'tranzys, and welcome back to our regularly scheduled season of clowns. I never thought I would miss these [...]


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Top Chef Reunion Dinner: Just Like High School, Only With Worse Hairstyling

Welcome everyone! Do you like reunions? I don’t mean the heart-wrenching, soul-twisting, tear-jerking kind that you find in [...]


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Top Chef: Vegeterrorism

Hello and greetings and Happy Post-Halloween! I hope all of you had a great time, wore some fun costumes, [...]


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Top Chef: Our Mission Is To Be Revolting

Welcome back to Las Vegas ye faithful culinarians! I think Scar once said there were something like 70 million [...]


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Top Chef: It All Comes Back To Food & Whine

Hello again foodie fans! I just got back from the wonderfully cold, windy and rainy city of Indianapolis where [...]


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Top Chef: Too Much Voltage Causes Blackouts

Buenos Tardyforthepartys, ‘Gasmii! Praise Jesus there was no new episode last week, I was in waaaay too much horrible [...]


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Top Chef: Danger – Deconstruction Zone Ahead

Hey hey hey, what’s up people? I may have spoken about my brush with the culinary world before. [...]


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Top Chef: Yippee Ki Yi Yay, Git Along Little Cheffies

Welcome back boys and girls (and anyone undecided)! This may come as a complete shock to some of you, [...]


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Top Chef: The French Scare Everybody

Hi again foodie fans! While I was in Las Vegas last week a good friend of mine convinced me [...]


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Top Chef: Taters & Thunderbirds

Hey there everybody! I’m only one day back from Vegas and I miss it already! I can’t tell [...]


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Top Chef: Battle Of The Sexists

I’ve officially started my countdown. Four days from today I will be in gorgeous Las Vegas, Nevada, most likely [...]


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Top Chef: Viva Las Vices!

Buenos Nachos, my fellow gastric gamblers! That there is a little Spanish that means “Good Doritos”. I just [...]


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Top Chef Masters Finale: France Vs. Italy Vs. Mexico!

Greetings, ‘Gasmii! It’s taken ten weeks, but we’ve finally arrived at the Last Competitionâ„¢! I dunno about you [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Please Get This Jerk Off My TV Screen

Hi everybody! I’m back from L.A., and I had a wonderful time there watching Flipit’s improvisational musical comedy performance [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Vegans Are NOT From Vegas

Hi again, ‘Gasmii. As you may well remember, I was on vacation in Kentucky at a drag queen pageant [...]


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Helloooooo ‘Gasmii, it’s so good to be back home again. I’m so sorry about the delay in getting this [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Time To Bring Out The BIG Gays– Er, I Mean, GUNS

I have to start out by saying that I wasn’t sure I was going to like this show when Flipit [...]


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Top Chef Masters: Caviar Wishes And Velveeta Dreams

Greetings gastrophiles! People who know me in real life know that I love to throw parties and play fun [...]