Hey everybody! I just realized something… I’ve been recapping for TVGasm for an entire year now (my first recap [...]

Bienvenue, my fellow cuisine connoisseurs! You know, so far this show has kinda surprised me with it’s almost total [...]

Welcome to Round Two, my little culinary cohorts! At the risk of revealing something personal, I’m going to go [...]

Well, hello again foodie fans! My name is J-Mo and the last time we were together it was in [...]

Irena Sendler: Then & Now What does Anna Paquin have in common with this sweet, elderly woman? Find out after the [...]

Welcome to the reunion!! The show’s over, but there’s plenty of drama to be talked out. Hoser and Possible Stalker [...]

Tonight on Top Chef, Ilan wins. And food loses. We open with Stefan brushing his teeth, Hosea windexing his pleather [...]

This week on Top Chef, a midget tried to bang a big girl and we found out that Fabio’s way [...]

This week on Top Chef, an old lady wets herself, Hosea reinvents butter, and that weird kid from Jerry Maguire [...]

This week on Top Chef, Ripert is back and he’s hornier than ever. Beaten cross eyed. We open today with our favorite [...]

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This week on Top Chef, it’s Restaurant Wars, babay! Ahhhhhhh! We open with Hosea sitting on the balcony with Stefan. He says [...]

This week on Top Chef, Jersey gets its color back. Snapped. We open with Prettyish Boy demonstrating the talent that got him [...]

Previously on Top Chef, the Christmas spirit overtook Daddy Tom and he served up some sugar after basically calling everyone [...]

Previously on Top Chef, the Christmas spirit overtook Daddy Tom and he served up some sugar after basically calling everyone [...]

This week on Top Chef, as a special Christmas gift we learn once and for all that Fabio’s hung like [...]

This week on Top Chef, Scar smokes a bowl and gets so hungry that she bites off Gail’s cheek right [...]

This week on Top Chef, Rocco DiSpirito shows up. Thankfully, he’s not in sequins. She just had a taste of [...]

This week on a very special Thanksgiving Top Chef, Ariane doesn’t cry, Prettyish Boy gets ugly, and Jamie starts to [...]

This week on Top Chef, Ariane’s a weenie. No, we don’t deserve you. Please shut your pie hole, lady. Previously on [...]

This week, Top Chef is baaaaaack! Finally, lesbian prisoners are given a shot! First I have to say how great it is [...]

This week on Top Chef, Daddy Tom’s face says it all: “Wake me up if something interesting happens…” The reunion opens with [...]

This is it guys — the Top Chef finale! Who will win it all? Will it be quietly arrogant Richard, [...]

This week on Top Chef, the judges break into the Puerto Rican rum and make yet another baffling decision. <Sniff, [...]

Here we are you guys — the Top Chef episode that’ll determine who will make it to the Final Four. [...]

This week on Top Chef, the other judges take advantage of Daddy Tom’s absence to make a controversial decision that [...]

This week on Top Chef, Fleasa tries to blame her shitty cooking on sabotage, Evangelass plays dirty (and no, I [...]

This week on Top Chef, the chefs compete in two all-time favorite challenges while both old (Twitch v. Richard, Fleasa [...]

This week on Top Chef, I’m forced to reconsider all my previous assumptions as Nikki almost wins and Yoda almost [...]

This week on Top Chef, everyone’s got their mind in the gutter. So that bubble bath thing… could I get in [...]

This week on Top Chef, the drama takes a backseat to beer, Bears, and bubble baths. A disturbing look at Twitch’s [...]

This week on Top Chef, all hell breaks loose. With Special Guest Stars Ming Tsai and Dale’s Crotch We open with the [...]

This week on Top Chef, the leaders continue to distance themselves from the pack, Zoi lets loose her inner bitch, [...]

This week on Top Chef, Richard and Yoda continue to excel, Erik and Nikki continue to suck, and Zoi and [...]

This week on Top Chef, the contestants learn to curb their potty mouths a bit, the ladies bone it big [...]

Welcome, Gasmii, to Top Chef Season 4! I’m so excited to be recapping one of my favorite shows, and look [...]

Another season of Top Chef has come to an end, but there are still lots of questions left unanswered. Why [...]

It’s finally that time! This season, we’ve had weeks off, a filler episode starring Ilan (still haven’t forgiven you, Bravo) [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us trout isn’t a fish, too many patterns are a bad sign, and if you [...]

This week, Top Chef taught us that imitation isn’t always the sincerest form of flattery, personality can carry you way [...]