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Top Design: Finale – Sex In The Black-Eyed PrettyBoy City

Hello everybody! I am soooo super-apologizing for the lateness of this recap, I was in Las Vegas this weekend [...]


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Top Design: Jeff Lewis Gets The Primo Burn Of The Season

My BFF and I attended our high school’s 20-year reunion this past weekend (Go Cardinals!… or… whatever the hell our [...]


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Top Design: Mean Gays & Disco-Crystal Addiction

I went to Los Angeles this past weekend, which is why you got such a quick recap out of me [...]


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Top Design: The Future Is A Sparkly Strip Club

Back when I was a young boy, and still had hope for the future, I dreamed of a world in [...]


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Top Design: Musical Eco-Office Chairs

Offices, as a rule, suck as far as interior design goes. Unless you’re Anna Wintour (editor of Vogue) or [...]


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Top Design: Designer Tricrapathlon

I’ll be the first to admit that I am not the most athletic of men. When I’m motivated, I [...]


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Top Design: You Break It, You Denigrate It

In the world of Design, there is a fine line between looking chic… and looking like you take it up [...]


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Top Design: How Much Is That Fugly In The Window?

Remember back in the late 90′s when ABC held their “Viva Las Vegas” night, and there was a massive crossover [...]


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Top Design: Survival Of The Fabbest

In my tremendously exciting and stimulating day job as a Medicare D Claims Analyst / Adjuster (*snort*.. my job title [...]


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Top Design: Lofty Ideals And Silver Spoons

When I was a wee lad just 15 years old, I told my mother that I wanted to “redecorate” my [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Gay Dad Loses A Trip to Mexico

When I temped for a large publishing house in New York, I assisted the front desk receptionist, a gal named [...]


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Recap: Top Design: The Curse of the Ill Will Poison Pill

One day after eleventh grade, I had to help out at my Catholic School’s Church running choir auditions because I [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Nice Guys Finish Fast

Calvin wasn’t only gorgeous on the outside, he was the sweetest human being I had ever met. I don’t usually [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Little Boy Lost

A couple of summers ago, I was feeling depressed, so a friend suggested I do charity work. Nothing to make [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Stealing Credit And Getting Your Due

About eight years ago, I moved to Long Beach and took a cush job as a pet sitter. I was [...]


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Recap: Top Design: The Plight of the Non-Homogenous Socio Economist

Lucius was a tattoo artist I met at a war protest (they had free hot dogs) in Austin, TX. His [...]


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Recap: Top Design: The Wrath of Mini-Me

My cousin Macy was going on a long-planned trip to the Bahamas with her (asshole) husband Richard and she’d lost [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Cabana Boy Distraction

I was tingling. No drugs, no drink, no pills. The only stimulus was a shirtless stud standing in front [...]


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Recap: Top Design: The Mayor of Excuses Village

The first time I learned I had a disease was when my parents shipped me off to a Teenage Weight [...]


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Recap: Top Design: Killer Drag Queens on Dope

I’ve been waiting for this show. Not just because it’s another clone of Project Runway and I would watch any [...]