But since he didn’t threaten to bury anyone in the rose garden, we can chalk it up to frustration and a lack of vitamin B in his diet and not full on Mel-mania.

…can cause birth defects.

Maybe it’s enlightenment… maybe it’s Maybelline.

This is Vegas, they don’t need luck… Just hidden cameras.

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?

It’s time for our contestants to hit the streets of Vegas, how will they behave during daylight hours?

They can keep their plastic surgery secrets, but can they shut up when it counts for cash?

The new season begins and keeps it classy.

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