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TV Patrol: Surviving Thursday

The 18th season begins tonight at 8pm on CBS. Jeff Probst’s has been telling anyone who will listen, that this will [...]


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TV Patrol: Wow! It’s Wednesday!

Where do ya think you’re goin’ Tarzan? Tonight on ABC’s LOST at 9pm, we get the best of both worlds. Locke [...]


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Wednesday’s Rating Numbers Day

They did it again! American Idol kicked ass, coming in 1st & 2nd over two nights. They have dominated the [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuesday’s Terrific!

Good Grief!!!! Oh, poor old Charlie Brown. His love for the little red-haired girl overflows tonight at 8pm, on ABC. My [...]


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Presidential Monday

President Obama is monopolizing the first hour of primetime tonight between 8 & 9pm. The networks have rearranged their schedules [...]


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TV Patrol: Skatin’ Thru Sunday

What’d ya do with Big? Rob Dyrdek is launching a new reality series, Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory tonight at 9pm on [...]


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51st Annual Grammy Awards Tonight

Yes! It’s the 51st Annual Grammy Awards tonight on CBS at 8pm. The 3+ hour show is full of music’s [...]


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TV Patrol: Sex on Saturday

Here they are! The 16 super-model wannabes for the 2nd season premiere of Make Me a Super Model on BRAVO [...]


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TV Patrol: Friday’s Fanfare

WHIP IT! Whip it Good! Animal Planet is premiering it new series Jockeys tonight at 9pm. The show will follow the [...]


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TV Patrol: Thursday’s a Treasure

“I’ve heard you leave a trail of ‘mad men’……… Jon Hamm travels thru time to be with Tina Fey. NBC has [...]


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Wow! What a Wednesday!

Honoring a Genius. George Carlin: The Mark Twain Prize airs tonight at 9pm on PBS. This is the 11th Mark Twain [...]


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It’s Ratings Day! 1/26-2/1

“We’re #1…!!!!!” The Steelers weren’t the only winners this week. Check it out after the jump…….. The 6-time, Super Bowl winning, Pittsburgh [...]


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Tuesday: Double Shot at Love Finale.

American Idol, on FOX at 8pm, is starting it’s Hollywood eliminations tonight. This is where we get to see who [...]


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TV Patrol: Monday Mayhem!

“Pray with me Claire. Dear Lord, please make this episode not suck!” Holy Crap! I forgot Heroes was still on! [...]


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Super Bowl Sunday!

It’s the biggest TV event of the year! The Phoenix Cardinals take on the 5-time Super Bowl winning Pittsburgh Steelers. [...]


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TV Patrol Saturday: Sorry!

CBS is getting us ready for the second-best part of the Super Bowl. The commercials! Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials airs [...]


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TV Patrol: It’s Friday Again

Battlestar Galactica on SCIFI at 10pm, is counting down to it’s finale, with #7 of it’s ten remaining episodes. With [...]


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TV Patrol: @#$%&*! Thursday

What the %#@&*$!! Let’s jump to it……. Gordon Ramsey’s back for f*cking season #5 of Hell’s Kitchen on f*cking FOX [...]


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Wednesday: Life on Mars!

” I need you to come down to the basement Sam.” ……. and that was the last we heard. Life on Mars [...]


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WEDNESDAY: Ratings Day!

No #1 …… but don’t get comfy……… Who made #2 after the jump….. With football out of the way for the week [...]


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TV Patrol: Tedious Tuesday

There is one ‘series premiere’ tonight on TLC. Toddlers & Tiaras, at 10pm, gives us a look at child beauty [...]


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TV Patrol: Monday Mayhem

Check out tonight’s goodies after the jump! Thank yeeeeeou! There are three debuts tonight. The Closer returns on TNT at 9pm. This [...]


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TV Patrol: SAG Sunday

Hollywood is gearing up for the Academy Awards with one more awards show for us to watch. The Screen Actors [...]


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Saturday’s Are Special

The highpoints for tonight after the jump! But here’s a hint. Gone Country premieres it’s 3rd season tonight on CMT at 8pm. [...]


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TV Patrol: Frickin’ Friday

Friday means Ghost Whisperer on CBS at 8pm tonight. Our doe-eyed beauty has real problems. After a grave gets dug [...]


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TV Patrol Thursday: Focus!

Let’s take a look at what’s on tonight! Before I get to tonight’s fare, here are the overnight ratings for [...]


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Mr. Nielson Loves Football

The road to the Super Bowl is great for ratings. The AFC Championship game between the Baltimore Ravens & the [...]


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TV Patrol Wednesday: At Last! It’s LOST!

There isn’t anything else on tonight except LOST, starting at 8pm on ABC with a recap of the last 4 [...]


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TV Patrol Tuesday: Yes I Can……

…… find something to watch other than balls. The Inauguration of Barack Obama as our 44th President of the United States [...]


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TV Patrol: Monday: Momma’s Finale.

Did anyone watch the new show, The United States of Tara on Showtime last night. I thought it was funny [...]


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Friday Night Lights on Friday!

I have to say that last night’s ending to CSI’s farewell to Grissom, was the best EVER! I won’t spoil [...]


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TV Patrol Thursday: Night for Goodbyes

Let me just clear one thing up. There seems to be a bit of hoopla over American Idol’s Tuesday night [...]


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Wednesday: All is Not LOST……

ABC is getting us all primed for next week. “What’s next week?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you. It’s the [...]


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Wednesday is Ratings Day!

These are Mr. Nielson’s ratings for the week of Jan.5 – Jan.11….. Still hot! Football was the theme this week. College [...]


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Tuesday: American Idol takes on CBS.

Tonight’s the night! This is the night millions of Americans have been waiting for. It’s American Idol 8 starting at 8pm [...]


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Monday: All is NEW Again!

Pinocchio has returned……… Where’s your belly button? And tell me the TRUTH this time! The Golden Globes were awesome last night. I [...]


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Slutty Manwhore Sunday!

We’ve got some real hot programs on tonight. Let’s JUMP to it………. The Tool Shed “Tool Academy” premieres on VH1 tonight at [...]


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Too Many “Golden Boys”! at the Golden Globes

Star-Studded can’t begin to describe tonight’s 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards! Let’s JUMP to it……… My anticipation overwhelms me! It’s the [...]


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Saturday’s Snoozefest.

“LOST” in 11 days……….. Did you like “Howie Do It”? I didn’t. It was definitely like the old “Candid Camera” show [...]


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Friday: Howie Does It!

Who’s watching you these days? Are you safe? Can we escape the ‘hidden camera’? Another show premieres tonight, just to [...]