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TV Patrol: Thursday’s Ratings are in……

The “new” season hasn’t seemed to change the ratings game. Guess who’s still on top of the heap………….. Why you handsome [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuesday’s Trek

“TV Space…. the final frontier… these are the findings of the Gasm’s TV Patrol…. it’s ongoing mission….. to seek out [...]


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TV Patrol Monday: “Am I Fat & Ugly on the Inside?”

Fitness & Beauty are the themes for tonight’s programming. Gives my self-esteem such a boost. I need to restock the [...]


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Sunday: The Love Bus is Rollin’!

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TV Patrol Saturday: “Watch Me Pull a Gameshow Outta My Ass”.

Saturday is staying true to form with it’s vast amount of wasted airtime. Let’s just get through the night. Sunday [...]


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Friday: “There she is…..”

The Second Season is upon us! January is a rollercoaster of new programming & we have a new show premiering [...]


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Second Season Begins!

This is even bigger than the fall premiere. There are over 50 new & returning shows in January alone, with [...]


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Wednesday: Battle of the New Year’s Shows.

It’s NEW YEARS EVE!!!! WOOHOO!!! I’m bringing in the New Year the only way I can…..watching a pack of drunken [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuesday’s Tongue Day!

Come on in and let’s check out what’s on the tube tonight! Poor guy needs some Head and Shoulders. ABC is [...]


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TV Patrol: Monday in “The City”

This may be an old pic, but at this time of year it always works for me. Before we get to [...]


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TV Patrol: Suffering Saturday & Sunday!

I’m spoiled from the holidays. I’m putting together two days in one post. This way I can sit on my [...]


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TV Patrol: Wednesday: Merry Christmas Marathons!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GASMII ! I hope everyone is safe & enjoying this day with friends & family. Please remember, “Don’t [...]


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TV Patrol: ‘Tis the Tuesday!

Lots of HOLIDAY programming on tonight. If your a Scrooge, we have lots of shows about you….. Just in case you [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuesday

Just in case you didn’t get enough the first thirty thousand times they were on your TV, please welcome Donnie [...]


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TV Patrol: Monday’s Moments

Spank your children. We’re gonna get right to it tonight. I’m on a tight schedule, so I’m hitting the high points. [...]


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TV Patrol: Sunday Santa’s a Bitch

Ouch my house hurts, could you come over tiger? The “Amazing Race” may have ended, but if you’re looking for [...]


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Sorry-ass Sunday!

The “Amazing Race” may have ended, but if you’re looking for a “Phil Fix”. he’s on “Million Dollar Password” tonight [...]


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TV Patrol: Season’s Greetings Saturday

Not in the Holiday spirit yet. Our television is trying very hard tonight to get you “in the mood”…..Let’s all [...]


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TV Patrol: Finale Friday

What are we watching on TV tonight? We are watching Whale Whisperers! Moby came back from the dead to tell you [...]


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Million Dollar Thursday

The season finale of “Secret Millionaire” is on FOX tonight. Isn’t that a new show? Why is it ending so [...]


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TV Patrol: Wednesday’s Ratings Day

Last week “The Mentalist” hit the #1 spot. We have another upset again this week! Can you guess what made [...]


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“Blush” Finalist Dies

Finalist Todd Homme of “Blush” on Lifetime, dies in his apartment on Saturday. More after the JUMP……. Todd Homme, one of [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuna Tuesday!

Tuesday’s bring a whole new meaning to the phrase, “HO HO HO!” Check it out after the JUMP………. Bad Girls Club We’ve [...]


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TV Patrol: It’s a “Heroes” Monday!

“Heroes” at 9pm tonight on NBC, better make some sort of sense tonight. Oh, who am I kidding, has it [...]


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It’s a “Heroes” Monday!

“Heroes” at 9pm tonight on NBC, better make some sort of sense tonight. Oh, who am I kidding, has it [...]


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TV Patrol: Survivor Sunday Night!

The big show of the night is the Season Finale & Reunion Show of CBS’s “Survivor” starting at 8pm. Jeff [...]


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TV Patrol: Something New for Saturday

You can tell the holidays are in full swing. The advertising has really picked up. I havent’ been to any [...]


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TV Patrol: Fan-Freakin-Tastic Friday?

What can I say about the programming for tonight. It’s the best night of TV ever! Full of so much [...]


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TV Patrol: Survivor’s Last Thursday

Do you know who this is? Do you know what he does? Did you know if he was a “he”? [...]


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2008 Golden Globes TV Nominees

Want to know if your favorite TV show or TV actor is on the list for a Golden Globe Award. [...]


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TV Patrol: Wednesday: We have a NEW Winner!

It’s Wednesday & that means it’s ‘ratings’ day. Can you guess who’s #1? Bet ya can’t. It’s not those dirty [...]


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TV Patrol: Good-Bye “Boston Legal” Monday.

Everything is NEW again! All the major networks are airing new episodes, so “that’s a good thing.” All is well [...]


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TV Patrol: Sunday Surprises!

Do you like Robin Hood? Do you prefer the Erroll Flynn or Kevin Costner version….. or do you like Disney’s [...]


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TV Patrol: Saturday’s Suckathon!

This is not a good night for TV. There is one season finale. “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling”. I know [...]


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Chooch’s “Guide to the New Season”.

The networks are remodeling their schedules. We are into a “NEW” season & aren’t even aware of it.I’ve made you [...]


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TV Patrol: Frickin’ Friday…..

We’ve got “Ghost Whisperer” & “Dog Whisperer” on tonight. I’m the “Gasm Whisperer”. I hear TV people. It’s a gift. [...]


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TV Patrol: Thursday’s Aren’t What They Used to Be.

Survivor’s favorite professor, Bob, has another Idol in his pocket. Is it real or is it Memorex? We’ll find out [...]


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TV Patrol: Wednesday’s “Panty Party” Night

Those gorgeous models from Victoria’s Secret are struttin’ their stuff tonight at 10pm on CBS. Heidi Klum is joining them [...]


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TV Patrol: Tuesday Nights ‘According to Chooch”.

Can you believe it, Jim’s back!! I thought I’d never see him again & here he is, back on ABC, [...]