When we last left Betty, she was accepting a job offer in London while Willie was getting shot. Coincidence? [...]

Our beloved Ugly Betty is back at her old desk helping out Daniel since Amanda quit to be a stylist [...]

When we last left the Ugly Betty, Betty got her braces off, Justin was way gay (finally and thank goodness), [...]

Oy. We open this episode of Ugly Betty with Betty sleeping on the sofa at home (because why now?), [...]

We open this episode of Ugly Betty in Justin’s acting class with Carol Kane as his teacher. J’adore her [...]

We open this week’s Ugly Betty with Hilda, Justin, and Betty all brushing their teeth together because God forbid [...]

Yes, Gasmii, Ugly Betty has been cancelled but what difference does it make since we are all going to die [...]

Justin is throwing plates! It’s about damn time! We open this episode of Ugly Betty at Betty’s new [...]

We open this episode of Ugly Betty with Betty shoving her face through a crack in a door. It’s [...]

Welcome back to the first 2010 episode of Ugly Betty! For those of you playing at home, it’s now [...]

First and foremost, babies ruin everything but especially television shows. From Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, to Albert [...]

I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing Ugly Betty in a bathing suit or faking us out with a sepia-toned opening [...]

“It appears Wilhelmina Slater has been struck blind by the fashion gods,” Suzuki St. Pierre says as we open this [...]

On this falsely advertised as Betty-goes-bad-girl episode of Ugly Betty, we’re begin our day at Casa de Nobody Works during [...]

Hello Gasmii, welcome to another recap of Ugly Betty, formerly known as Circling the Drain. The writers have once [...]

Hello Gasmii, welcome to another recap of Ugly Betty, formerly known as Circling the Drain. The writers have once [...]

Hello Gasmii, welcome to another recap of Ugly Betty, formerly known as Circling the Drain. The writers have once [...]

Just when you thought it wasn’t safe to watch Ugly Betty, they kick out an excellent episode! In fact, [...]

Oh my God are you kidding me? We open Ugly Betty with Betty scrubbing some guy’s head and that [...]

When we left Ugly Betty mid-episode, Daniel had just come to her rescue by giving her back the insect story [...]

Hello Gasmii and welcome back to this season’s premiere of Ugly Betty! When we last left Betty, she had [...]

Hello Gasmii! The season finale of Ugly Betty does not disappoint, what with it’s intrigue, interviews, job-stealing, love-child aborting/adopting, [...]

J’adorable Suzuki St. Pierre kicks off this episode of Ugly Betty with an update of the Meade Publications saga, calling [...]

We open this episode of Ugly Betty the way I normally start my day: darts into the picture of [...]

Previously on Ugly Betty, which was like decades ago, the Meades lost their money through embezzlement and not through gambling [...]

As we open this episode of Ugly Betty, Matt is walking Betty home from the subway, which HELLO Richie Rich, [...]

Wow! Hilda’s really sporting a beer gut, isn’t she? As we begin this week’s Ugly Betty starring perennial [...]

I think many of us have those days where we try on everything on our closets and nothing looks good [...]

Ugly Betty opens with Betty trying to get a picture of herself for her Facebook page. She can’t seem [...]

Hello Gasmii, sorry for the late recap, I have been busy procuring some employment and I had no idea how [...]

Gross! Ugly Betty begins with Elena pouring pomegranate seeds into a blender, mixing, and pouring into glasses. Wouldn’t [...]

Dear Crabby: What would almost single-handedly ruin an Ugly Betty episode? Dear Couch: The return of Jesse! [...]

Dear Crabby: When are we going to see a smack-down catfight between Betty and Hilda over Papi? -Couch Ass Groove Dear [...]

Dear Crabby: When are we going to see a smack-down catfight between Betty and Hilda over Papi? -Couch Ass Groove Dear [...]

Dear Crabby: What the hell? Have you forsaken us for alcohol…again? Dear Couch: Sort of. I [...]

Dear Crabby: What is the biggest waste of time during a show? Dear Couch: Musical montages, however the writers [...]

Dear Crabby: What’s the difference between Y.E.T.I. and Yeti? Dear Couch: Lots of waxing and apparently affirmative action! [...]

Dear Crabby: What one accessory does every girl need to have? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch: A Red-Ryder carbine-action, two [...]

Dear Crabby: What is the one kind of guy every girl has to get over at least once in [...]

Dear Crabby: What is life? Dear Couch: Tico, a.k.a. the Rambutan! No, really, check it on Wikipedia. [...]