Ugly Betty
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Ugly Betty: High School Haunts You FOREVER!

Dear Crabby: If you could go back to high school, what would you change? Dear Couch Ass Groove: First [...]


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Ugly Betty: The Return of Gio, the Maternity Leave of Alexis

Dear Crabby: What could be more trashtastic than having your sister be your son’s real father? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch: [...]


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Ugly Betty: Pure, Unadulterated, Telenovela Bliss!

Dear Crabby: Can this show get any better in terms of reaching a telenovelas high this season? -Couch Ass Groove Dear [...]


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Ugly Betty: Vengeance is the Viewer’s!

Dear Crabby: Is it possible Ugly Betty has redeemed itself from last week? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch: In the [...]


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Ugly Betty: A Meh-morable Season Premiere

Dear Crabby: Ohmygod ohmygod I’ve been waiting all summer for the season premiere of Ugly Betty. Will it [...]


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Ugly Betty: Torn Between Two Lovers Like All Ugly Girls. WTF?

Kids, the Crab apologizes for the lateness of the recap, but like Mode employees, her work keeps her busy, just [...]


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Ugly Betty: Evil Returns to Mode, with Killer Accessories!

Well, you will be happy to know that after last weeks blow/suck-fest, Crabby was vindicated with an Ugly Betty as [...]


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Ugly Betty: Betty’s Baby Bump Blows and Sucks

Kids, this episode of Ugly Betty irritated the Crab to no end. It wasn’t just me, either…the scuttlebutt with [...]


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Ugly Betty: The Little Crazy Train that Could

Lots happened last week on Ugly Betty…but the most important thing (in my mind) is that something is going to [...]


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Ugly Betty: Worst Birthday Ever in the History of the World

Ugly Betty’s Big Birthday Bash! She’s turning 24 and there’s no stopping That Girl! Except fate, which clearly [...]


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Ugly Betty: Foreheads and Fatsuits

This next season of Ugly Betty will be big, how big??? As big as James Van Der Beek’s forehead! [...]


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Jaime Pressly attacks Ugly Betty

Picture-perfect pretty Jaime Pressly has slammed poor Ugly Betty for sending the wrong message about plastic surgery. “They’re purposefully big-upping [...]


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I Want to Be in Mex-i-co! OK by Me in Mex-i-co!

Time to go to Mexico! Ole! The entire Suarez family is packed and ready to go off to [...]


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Betty Gets All Middle Ages

What would you do if your illegal immigrant father had to return to Mexico to renew his visa and might [...]


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Buttinsky Betty’s Back!

Who’s that climbing into Betty’s bedroom? Answer I’d like: Henry. Answer I’d hate: Walter. Real [...]


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Welcome to the Love Dungeon

Ugly Betty is finally back! They have really been stingy with the episodes the past few months, but let’s [...]


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A Model a Day


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Kiss the Betty

Bradford Meade is getting out of jail and returning to work at Meade Publications. The press is outside the [...]


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An Apple a Day Brings the Farkas Your Way

It’s been a while since our last Ugly Betty, so let’s quickly review. Betty loves Henry. Henry loves [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Save Betty, Save the World

Last week’s exciting episode left us with a lot of questions. Could Daniel and Alexis work together? Did [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Finally, A Walter Free World!!

Things are topsy-turvy in Mode world after the return last week of Alex Meade as Alexis, and the arrest of [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Who’s Coming Out?

Ugly Betty has been getting a lot of buzz for bringing the lives of an everyday Hispanic family into homes [...]


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Will Tim Gunn’s move free him for ‘Runway’?

Has TV stardom finally gone to the head of “the sanest man in reality television”? On the day he makes [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Are You In or Out?

This was the first Ugly Betty episode since their big wins at the Golden Globes and I have to say [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Shark in a Box!

Betty walks down the hallway of a TV studio, frantically looking for Daniel. She finally sees him, sitting on [...]


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The pretty ugly truth about Ugly Betty’s ugly campaign

So what are we missing here? A mere ten days ago, ABC launched its “pro-social” “public service” Be Ugly [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Betty the Fake

Late night at Mode magazine. What exciting things are happening in the world of high fashion? Daniel cheating [...]


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ABC wishes us an Ugly New Year!

It’s not quite as pretty as a Dick Clark-Ryan Seacrest cage fight (will the young twink ever wrestle away the [...]


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Rebecca Romijn completes “Ugly” triangle

Rebecca Romijn starts work Monday on Ugly Betty. The former model has signed for a regular role on the [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: The Fall of Walter. Well, Almost.

This episode of Ugly Betty was a big tease. I have one dream in life right now. And [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Betty in Charge of Our Days and our Nights

Thanksgiving is a time for, you know, giving thanks. Luckily the time for that is over, because we did [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Finalist Submission II

By Kelly This episode, “After Hours,” opens the same way every episode of “Ugly Betty” opens – with a shot of [...]


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Recap: Ugly Betty: Finalist Submission I

By Nicole “Why are you dripping on my bagel?” Daniel Meade, editor extraordinaire if not just a lucky dude born into [...]