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Tool Academy 3: Fun for the Whore Family

The bugle sounds and Tool Academy has officially started. The couples wake up and as j-vag says, she is still [...]


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Fantasia For Real: Life Is Not A Fanny Tale

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of [...]


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Fantasia For Real: The Re-Edumacation of Fanny

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny is attacked by raccoons! The Weenster acts like a baffoon! [...]


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SECRETS OF ASPEN: Poor-y got laid! Poor-y got laid! (A tiny- titted Finale!)

I’ll miss you the most, gay gay gay Ben. Previously on Sexrets of Aspen (yeah right)…old bitches in hats and [...]


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Fantasia For Real: The Hoodrats Are Back

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny and Ricco work on their own albums, while Teeny continues to be [...]


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Fantasia For Real: The Church of Lame

This week on Fantasia For Real: To actually add some much needed entertainment to this, the lamest of all reality [...]


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Fantasia For Real: The Hoodfather

This week on Fantasia: For Real: The Hoodfather…Fanny, the Michael Corleone of the Hoodrat Family, deals with Rocco, her Sonny [...]


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Secrets of Aspen: Tattle Tits

We’re a modest bunch This week on Secrets of Aspen, Laura continues to be the uberbitch that she is by [...]


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Fantasia For Real: Tough Situation (and not The Situation)

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny decides to get “tough” and not only bully her label into releasing her [...]


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Fantasia For Real: No More Douchebaggery

This week on Fantasia For Real: we see what the world would be like if Lil Wayne was paid [...]


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Secrets of Aspen: Fishing for sympathy and…fish.

Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who [...]


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Secrets of Aspen: It’s ON Like Post-Menopausal Donkey Kong!

Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately [...]


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Tool Academy 2: Gimme a… Dictionary?

This week on Tool Academy, we face the dreaded fidelity challenge, show some tool spirit, and learn that spelling is [...]


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Tool Academy 2: I Blame the Women

Greetings Gasmii, how I have missed thee. Burning Man was an amazingly good time, full of dust and art [...]


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Charm School: Brought to you by Pepsi (and to a lesser extent, NyQuil)

Previously on Charm School: The remaining contestants faced their fears by ripping off a lame MTV show, Marcia and [...]


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Hello dolls and welcome back aboard the Rock of Love Bus. Packed your crotchless panties? Great, let’s go! That’s [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: Stefanie’s Guide on How Not to Give a Presentation

So I know I totally dropped the ball on these I Want to Work for Diddy recaps. Sorry bout that. [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: Unforgivable is Right

This week on I Want to Work for Diddy, Boris loses his title as the show’s sole bigot, Mike’s an [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: If You Got Nothing, Make Shit Up

This week on I Want To Work for Diddy, the teams have to deal with Diddy’s tyrant of a mother [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: Tranny It Up!

This week on I Want to Work for Diddy, the teams have to create Diddy-themed viral videos, reminding us why [...]


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Making the Band: Must You Grab Your Crotch?!

Helloooooooo GASMII! I am back from my one-month long vacation that moved so quickly that it felt like it [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: Shocked and RuPauled

This week on I Want to Work for Diddy, the teams hunt down international models too skinny to leave tracks [...]


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New York Goes to Hollywood: Actin’ Up

Hey Gasmii, Last week on New York Goes to Hollywood, New York had her heart broken once again, but instead [...]


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I Want To Work For Diddy: Jesus, MLK, & Poprah

This week on I Want To Work For Diddy, Diddy tries to convince us that navigating a forest with just [...]


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I Want to Work for Diddy: Bitchassness Will Not Be Tolerated

“Where’s my assistant? I need someone to unzip my fly so I can take a leak.” Hellllllo Gasmii! It feels so [...]


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I Love Money: Who Says You Can’t Hit a Girl?

Hello dolls, before we get to another diseased episode of I Love Money, let’s get to best news of the [...]


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I Love Money: The Beginning

Well hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome to VH1′s latest foray into challenge based reality programming – I Love Money. [...]


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Viva Hollywood!: Scandal Whores Unite!!!

Hola Chicos; This week it’s all about scandal, those bitchy revelations that spice up our lives and provide the lifeblood of [...]


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A Shot At Love II With Tila Tequila: Bo Had to Split

Last week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA, we saw some serious stuff go down. [...]


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Viva Hollywood!: The Art of Seduction

Hola Chicos, It’s time for the sixth deadly sin…you guessed it, SEDUCTION!!! So to get you in the mood I’m offering [...]


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Well gasmii, the shit really starts to hit the fan this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH [...]


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A Shot at Love II With Tila Tequila: Can Somebody Get Me a Mop?

Hey gasmii, sorry I missed you all last week! I’ve got a good excuse though, really. You [...]


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Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell

Hola Chicos, This week we get all kinds of psycho-drama with our past-life regressing, genital switching, chihuahua loving contestants. It’s [...]


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Viva Hollywood: Warning: Naked Yoga May Cause Shrinkage

Hola Chicos, It’s time again to join our favorite telenovela starlets and party down. Break out the tequila and feel [...]


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Viva Hollywood Gives Nads the Beating She Deserves

Nads and I checked out the Viva Hollywood premiere last night at El Cid in Silverlake and had a blast. [...]


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That’s Amore!: Ain’t That Amorica?!

Any of you out there ever been to Italy? Because I haven’t, and it makes me wonder, are there [...]


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Rock of Love: The Age of Love

Hey dolls, welcome back to Rock of Love! Flasher’s back, so you know it’s a good week. Make [...]


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Making the Band: All Good Bitchassness Must Come to an End

Making the Band opens this week with Miss Dimples herself, Aundrea, recapping the entire season for us! Among the [...]


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That’s Amore!: Yager-Bombed

Hey there THAT’S AMORE! lovers. Can you believe it’s only week 4 and we’re already down to 5 girls?! [...]


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Damaged! Your Hair is Damaged!

The albums are finally finished! Danity Kane’s came out Wednesday (March 18) and Day26′s is out Tuesday (March 25). [...]