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Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about [...]

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

And the winner is…

The final three contestants perform for the last time and have some special surprise duets.

A Very Justin Bieber Finale

The final three perform live in the finals along with special guests.

During the live semi-finals, one contestant is eliminated and Florence + The Machine performs.

The final four perform.

One contestant is eliminated, leaving the final three for the finale.

The top 4 sing in the semi-finals.

Crushing the spirits of children since 2011.

HOLY. CRAP.

Because electronica on a singing show is a GREAT idea.

Electronica week?! Seriously?!

Two of the strongest contestants go home.

The top 7 perform Michael Jackson’s greatest hits.

Worst. Elimination. EVER.

The top 7 pay homage to Michael Jackson in front of his family members.

Sideshow freaks and double eliminations.

The top nine perform songs dedicated to people who inspire them.

Two acts are sent home for Thanksgiving.

The top 9 perform songs for the people who inspire them.

Holy temper tantrum, Batman!!

The top 10 contestants flunk out of the school of rock.

And then there were nine.

The top 10 perform live for your votes, America! Now do your civic duty.

Two acts sing for survival and one goes home in the live elimination show.

During movie week the top 11 contestants sing live.

10 acts move on, one is eliminated by America and four overly-emotional judges.

The top 11 perform live and America gets to decide who’s booted.

America’s First Elimination Night!

Live performances from Heaven and Hell.

America voted and one act was eliminated live.