I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet [...]
You know only the A-list celebs be havin my back! Jen-An (Jennifer Aniston) be tellin everybody to step off my S.A.F.S’s [...]
You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied. Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my [...]
If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to [...]
No “Flashin’….Lights” for me y’alls! S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my “Me daddy” says I gots to keep me under [...]
It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE! My sweet-ass food source [...]
***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s [...]







