Guyliner, and the money dance. Get your kicks at Ozzfest.

A look at tonight’s TV

The kids actually sound smart-ish!

Hump Day Links!

Jimmy Fallon: I don’t own a gun.

The Talk, how original…

Let’s see what the Nielsen families are up to.

Plain Jane makes its homely way to our screens

Rachel Uchitel was not a fan of her first day of school.

Hot links served fresh.

Joshua Jackson is keeping the Pacey dream alive.

No Idol for Elton and JT.

A look at tonight’s TV

Will this save AI?

Alexis Neiers is out of prison and has something to say.

Shaking things up.

Chenbot invades your wettest dreams, this Summer!

The NJ Gov isn’t fond of the new transplants.

The prez on tv.

Just let me lay here in the sun….

Has-been girl fight!

Mad Men begins.

Links, jinx, you owe me a coke.

Trailer: Vh1′s new weight loss show.

Poor Lindsay, the little girl is thirsty!  Lindsay is half way through her first week in jail, and TMZ is [...]

Simon’s being sued for being Simon.

Don’t use a disease to get the sympathy vote, seriously.

SlifeGoesOn interviews comedian Steve Byrne about his upcoming special.

Thursday Links. Resistance is futile.

Showtime gets into the male escort biz.

The jailbirds are pissed at Lindsay’s special treatment.

A look at tonight’s TV.

Palin is nifty!

Some linky-poos while you have your drinky-poos.

Let’s talk about our period.

Welcome to jail, meet your new BFF!

Seth MacFarlane will serve as The Hoff’s Roast Master.

Links plucked right off the internets for you.

The Jersey Shore kids are gonna be rich if they don’t blow it on white leather, and Armani Exchange.

Video: Lindsay’s jail sentence.