RHOBH Reunion Recap 1: F ing Insulted, Dahling

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   Sue
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 12:19 am

   Kyle and Adrianne are jealous of Lisa because everyone loves her, she is beautiful, and has class a friend of mine met her in the airport and she was lovely. I’m sick of Kyle. She is like Jill gone bad. Adrianne is an idiot and full,of herself. If Pandora wants to go to Planet Holywood she can go where she wants to. Adrianne only wants free publicity for her hotel. Taylor is a fame whore with her pathetic book. How about this? Get a job and support her daughter. She is an awful mom and clueless especially after I saw that stupid list for her daughter.

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   Chely
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:13 am

   Lisa is still my fave, but zomg, I love Brandi! You know why? She commits the BH cardinal sin of telling people what she thinks TO THEIR FACE. And she actually has a sense of humor. (You should get one, Ad. They’re nice) When Bobble said what’s the difference between sexy and slutty and she paused for a beat and said “Labia??” I thought I was going to die! She’s amazing. Cannot wait for part 2!

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   mere2142
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:36 am

   Yay for having this up in record time. Your take is always better than the actual show.

   WAY too much Fail for me last night. Her lips were out of control. She is starting to look deformed. I like how Bobble called her out on Dr. Sophy’s ‘degree’.

   I am firmly on the LCB couch. Vyle is a raging bitch and Ad just looked incredibly stupid last night. They are all intimidated by Lisa. You know it’s bad when Lisa drops an f bomb…lol.

   Looking forward to more Brandi next week!

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   beachgal
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:39 am

   Adrienne is so annoying. She just looks so petty and jealous. She can never be a fan favorite because she takes herself way to seriously.
   I’m curious to see how next season plays out. Who will Lisa hang out with? It is very clear now Kyle and Adrienne are not her friends.

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   classy drunk
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:56 am

   I think Ad was mad about the whole Maloof Hoof because it wasn’t as cute as the Vanderpump. Ad knows Lisa has connections with Mr. Louboutin and could probably crush her in the shoe game.

   And come on Ad, Lisa needed 25K so she sold a story to radaronline?!?!!?!? Seriously? Then Ad your sitting there all smug like your source isn’t one of the smarmy writers for the online rag…bitch is crazy.

   Kyle the reason you are afraid to be honest with Lisa is because she will say something back and not just let your bullshit stand, so if you have something to say it better be valid and concrete or you will get a condescending reply.

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   ohralphie
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:26 am

   I find myself loving Lisa and Brandi and even…Camille.
   Kyle was an idiot with her argument that calling her desperate was someone worse than saying that Lisa eats the weak or whatever it was. What a troll!
   I had thought that Ad was smart. But believing what a ‘reporter’ for a gossip rag says? Even Camille said that the same reporter tried that line with her but she realized that it was a lie to make her sell a story. Savvy multi millionaire businesswoman? More like she inheirated daddys empire and goes to a board meeting once in a while.
   Another thing that bothered me about Ads Palms problem – they show the housewives eating out at a variety of restaurants, not just the ones owned by Lisa. Bah, the woman is as fake and as fug as her shoes.
   Cannot wait for Brandi to let loose next week! I love her, I do – but did she seem bloated to anyone else? Like, 20+ lbs bloated? Hope she isn’t going down the same path as Twitch.

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   whoochile
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 6:20 am

   Ad was a sniveling beyotch last night. Wah, wah, wah! I couldn’t believe how they ganged up on Lisa. I think Lisa really didn’t see this coming. obviously she knew about their rumblings, but the degree that they went after her was pretty shocking. She totally held her own! Vanderpump for the win!

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   MrsRogerSterling
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:21 am

   Fail is a hideous mess. She looks like she had some more work done to her already out of control mouth. I can’t imagine what she is going to look like when she is 70.

   Kyle is a raging bitch. “I didn’t say you prey on the weak, I said MAYBE you prey on the weak”. As if the maybe excuses whatever bullshit comes out of her mouth. I can’t stand her. She is a coward.

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   crankyguy
   Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:30 am

   Aren’t high heels awkward to walk in and uncomfortable enough without gluing on a fat pedestal to the sole that’s thick enough to require doubling the length of the heel? They look like they would actually cause physical injury to anybody stupid enough to buy them and walk around in them.

   And fuck you, Ad, for being offended at every little thing Lisa says or does, while you allow your help to say anything at all about her. It’s because Ad loves that Bernie says what she dares not, otherwise she would sack his petulant ass.

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    featherhead
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:34 am

    I floved that Lisa knew exactly how to shut down Adrienne. One word – SLANDER – we all know how worked up Adrienne gets about LAWSUITS. That’s when she meekly started whispering “I’m sorry, I’m sorry”. I read somewhere that it was planned to gang up on Lisa (by Kyle, Failor, and Adrienne) and that’s why Brandi was so pissed when she came out of the gate swinging. I cannot wait till next episode when Brandi goes after Failor for her book and what not! Flipit I’m going to miss your “Down and Dirty’s” for BH. I wish you were doing them for the reunion.

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    Ollybeau
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 8:45 am

    You know how sometimes you meet someone who’s not conventionally good-looking, but over time you forget how they look because they have such an awesome personality? To the point where you genuinely can’t remember why you ever found them unattractive?
    Well, for me, the reverse is true about Kyle. At the beginning of last season, I thought she was very pretty. But now, I find her downright hideous at times. Nothing is uglier than a jealous mean girl. And the Taylor coddling makes it even worse.

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    Poopsicle
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:23 am

    I can’t wait to see Brandi hand Failor her ugly, scrawny “abused” ass. It’s about time somebody calls this bitch out on her bullshit. I’m pretty sure most of the viewers would love to tell her to Fuck Off too. @Olly, I agree about Kyle, although I always thought she was average at best, the jealousy and all around cuntiness makes her look so bitter, old and unattractive.

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    dearcrabby
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:29 am

    I read these and realize my life is so boring. All my friends and I do is meet for nachos and margaritas…and we rarely throw them at one another.

    Love the barfing pic – I have been sending that for like 15 years. That guy is probably a partner at some company by now, raising kids and complaining about the taxes in his gated community.

    Great recap – and thanks for watching so I don’t have to!

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:34 am

    My friends and I are all for couch LBC (we love the irony in how ghetto it make the “classier” couch seem)

    Anyone think Ad is trying to up her game b/c she must realize, or someone pointed out to her that her presence is as flat as a tire? Really what does she add to the story line? She’s fucking zzzzzzzzzz.

    @ comment 11 I agree! Did anyone notice Vyle’s hair was neatly parted to the side at the opening of the reunion and half way through she managed to mangle it back into her trademark center part and greasy roots? Touching your face and hair constantly is indicative of vanity and insecurity. BINGO! Vyle!

    I watched Failor’s moment of glory through a mirror as I sat backwards on my couch. Bitch IS Medusa and I’m afraid any direct eye contact will turn me to stone.(PS- I think she already looks 70!)

    Bring on Brandi and let’s get this reunion crackin’. I’m with you Flip, nothing going to happen until minutes 80-90 and that blows!

    Thanks for the re-cap as always wayyyyy better than the actual show!

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    labowner
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Nothing bothers me more than someone assuming I am an idiot. I am talking to you Kyly, Ad and Liar. It’s bad enough advertisers do it, but what do you think we were watching this season? Do you have another edited version of the show that we didn’t get to watch? We need Kathy Griffen to host the reunions. She would zero problems asking the tough questions.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Crabby, if I had friends like these, I’d say “I’m doing this because I love you,” and then I’d slap the shit out of them.

    And of course, there’s the fact that real friends don’t act like this. Hell, orangutans don’t act like this.

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    classy drunk
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I think some of the ladies would opt out of the reunion if Kathy Griffin did it. They would realize the Kathy would not just change the subject because someone got a tinsy bit uncomfortable.

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    Bitchy lady
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    If Kathy Griffin ran these reunions, I’d totally watch. Preferably from inside the studio. With popcorn. And a COCKtail.

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    lindaw205
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    I, too, vote for Kathy Griffin and I would definitely watch, then.

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    TWhit
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    So….Ad….is upset that Lisa called her dog “Crackpot”…yet is all good when Bernie tells his fellow help to step on Giggy?

    Lisa was so awesome I don’t even want to talk about the three big piles of FAAAAAAAAIL on the other couch. She OWNED Ad. OWNED.

    And new drinking game, ya’ll. Every time Ad says “I was told that…” Drink.

    Cannot WAIT for Brandi next week.

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    vegtastic
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    I liked Ad the first season. She seemed nice if not a little boring, but in an effort to create a story line she has proven to be a bit of a nutter. If I were Lisa I’d be concerned for my safety. She seems set to either be Lisa or destroy her. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Lisa had to move because she found Ad hiding in their closets trying to capture Ken’s farts in a jar.

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    Mom2redheads
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    I love Lisa because even with all the business with Brandi being friends with Cedric, she gave her a chance. Lisa even said she wanted to dislike her, but after getting to know her, she couldn’t help but like her. Definitely was not digging Lisa’s outfit last night, however. She looked as if she had rented her dress from a costume shop for the neighborhood Renaissance festival. Maybe there was a theme, because Adrienne’s dress looked like it was made from the brightly colored flags they sell at the festivals. Brandi could stand to wear a couple more feet of fabric occasionally, but I have to say, if I had her body, I would be as nude as Adrienne’s shoes, like 24/7. I used to love Kyle, and her uber shiny hair but her attitude has become a big turn off. Does anyone else think that Taylor is kind of in love with her fake doctor? Can’t wait for next week when Brandi opens up a can of whoop ass on them all. Loved when she said, Camille’s ex was famous…hers..not so much. LOLOLOL

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    polk8dot
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Ad’s behavior was deplorable. Her jealousy of Lisa this season turned into unabated hatred, which in turn brought out the pettiness at an incomprehensible level.
    When Andy asked if she confronted sucky chef about his nasty comments behind Lisa’s back, she said ‘Of course, I asked him what is BOTHERING HIM’ – which right off the bat showed that she went into it with an attitude of ‘ E-F Lisa, go Bernie!’. For any snide, shi!!y comment she made about Lisa, she had an explanation of ‘Oh, I don’t know the particulars, SOMEBODY just told me about it’. So she bases all her slanderous falsehoods on somebody else’s opinions? What about her being so ‘independent, strong, and a great businesswoman’? Anyone with ANY business sense at all would never spread those stories in such circumstances. She’s shown the same tiny-dog-yapper mentality towards Lisa she’s been displaying towards Paul since the 1st season. Back then I thought it was just his personality grating on her, but obviously it is HERS that is that of a complete A-hole!
    There are no words adequate to express my disgust with Vyle for her treatment of Lisa. Her idiotic attempts to excuse her own horrendous behavior by blaming Lisa for Vyle’s comments, or putting them on Russell, were just pathetic. She calls herself ‘a strong woman’ when in fact she may be the most insecure and with the lowest self-esteem of the whole bunch. (I’m not including insane Failor in the group, since she is, well, DERANGED!!!). I hope Lisa will cut ties with both Ad and Vyle – they are obviously only cultivating the fake friendships with her for selfish reasons. Lisa is too good to have these harpies in her life anymore.
    Finally – Failor. When she called Russell ‘a NARCISSIST, and mentally ill’ I yelled at the TV ‘Ha, maybe now his family can finally sue her for slander!’
    I am convinced that there was NEVER ANY ABUSE on Russell’s part, but actually she probably was abusive to him. All her aggression, violence and anger throughout the season seem to support that conclusion. Her claims that ‘Russell would have murdered her’ had he not killed himself are just pure fantasy and another attempt to garner viewer sympathy for herself. Abusers – by virtue of being what they are – DO NOT KILL THEMSELVES! Ergo, he was not an abuser, thus she was never in any danger! And if she worried so, why did she leave her daughter unattended with him all the time, why did she go back to his home each night, when she clearly had means to get help? F-ing pathological LIAR!!! The sickest thing she said last night was ‘I would actually tell him to him me and get it over with’. Oh my GOOOOOODDDDD! How does earth not part under her and swallow her whole? Oh, I know – even Hell rejected her, that’s what an EVIL MONSTER SHE IS!
    Lastly – I am convinced that these supposed ‘abusive’ texts from Russell actually were written and sent by her. She’s just that insane, to try and create a fake ‘proof’ of his abuse for her evil purposes (namely to slip the responsibility for both of theirs financial cons and malfeasance). Her hideous smirking face when telling Lisa to just ‘tell everybody what it said’ was the crowning achievement in her quest to legitimize her abuse claims. I never thought I could hate someone I’ve never met so much, but this woman inspires nothing but HATE, HATE, HATE!
    She is a mentally deranged evil monster and she has a biiiiiiiig shi!storm of karma coming at her.

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    bubblesballentine
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Good Lord, talk about hoof and mouth disease! Ad needs to get a grip, Vyle needs to control her rampaging jealousy, and Trailor needs to Just.Go.Away.

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    Mom2redheads
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I also love the chart Taylor made for Kennedy that was 29 miles long and included things such as “give yourself a bath”. Seriously? She’s like 5…maybe I am crazy, but I have 4 kids and when they were five, I still ran the bath for them to ensure the temp of the water and then stayed in the bathroom with them to ensure they bathed and to make sure they weren’t standing up in the tub, helped them out of the tub, etc. I guess the next item on the list will be, drive yourself to therapy because that poor baby is going to need it.

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    Bitchy Lady
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    Personally, I think Kyle will realize very soon that she made a HUUUUUUGE mistake by throwing Lisa under the bus. Lisa can out-class, out-shine, out-spend, out-socialize and out-meangirl Ad, Kyle and Taylor on her worst day. Once you’ve showed your disloyalty to Lisa, she’s pretty much going to write you off. And of all the ladies, she’s the one I would want on my side. Kyle chose the wrong team.

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    Bitchy Lady
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    Mom2redheads – I noticed the Bath thing too. And I would not have trusted my daughter to bathe herself at 5 years old. Hell, I barely trust her at 9 to wash all the soap out of her hair.

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    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    The longer I watched, the more Ad looked like a greasy, sawed-off Bratz doll. Flipit, your “Frederick’s of Hollywouldn’t” was spot-on! Piles and piles of daddy’s money and this is how you leave the house?

    Always had the Vanderpump love, even moreso, now – the way those bitches went after Lisa was disgusting, but the way she handled it was priceless. Just add Brandi and give them their own show, kind of a yin/yang of good watching.

    “The horrible actress pretending to be a fish next to the horrible actress pretending to be a fish” – I SO heart you for this…

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    crankyguy
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Abusers – by virtue of being what they are – DO NOT KILL THEMSELVES!

    Some do, but it’s after they have already murdered the victims of their abuse. If Russell was like Taylor is trying to imply, he would have beaten her to death, and THEN hanged himself.

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    Mom2redheads
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    @Bitchy Lady..Literally LOL’d at the 9 year old washing shampoo out of her hair. My 11 year old son got out of our shower the other night with a glop of shampoo in the back of his head. No sticker on his chart that night.

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    No Quick N Dirty made me sad.

    You recapping RHOC made my DAY!

    Before I post a too-long diatribe about this episode I will say thank you thank you thank you for recapping my most pleasurest guilt. And especially for doing it so quickly. I love many of the recaps on this site, but having one up hours after the airing is like dessert.

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    The reunion! This has been one of the best seasons of RH of all time. Lots of drama, each character with a unique story and no rehashing of one boring fight all season. And tons of fighting without an overabundance of shrieking and screaming.

    It was hard to watch the hypocrisy of the Lisa attacks. She took shit for every joke/comment she made and never took the bait. One second Ad is sniping about Lisa being a “princess” and Vyle is saying she’s manipulative and the next they are both crying about fairly mild snark. I wouldn’t have been as classy and pointed out the idiocy but Lisa clearly played it right and was amazing.

    Ad is a nutcase and the only thing I can see is the cute and catchy nature of “Maloof hoof” was unintentionally popular and maybe takes a bit from the brand and I don’t think Lisa intended that. I know that if Ad was talented/legit it wouldn’t matter but I think Lisa saw that point and thats why she refused to repeat the name and then she got shit on for that! Ad’s too dumb to argue that Lisa is sabotaging her business venture but instead just doesn’t like the word Hoof. Oh, and her shoes are ugly. And sniping that its “nude, not pink” and rolling your eyes pettiness personified.

    I laughed when Vyle said that the comment Lisa made was in retaliation and she should just admit it. Um, let me get this straight. Lisa is a bad person because she said something negative after you slammed her? So what does that make you? Its ok to say bad things about people if you are doing it while talking to pathetic people? i.e. “When I said you are evil it wasn’t about you! That moment was all about Taylor!” Confused horns

    Did anyone catch when they spoke about BH and how its ok to talk about money there and Ad said “thats because its all NEW MONEY”????? It was quick but CLEARLY a direct slam at everyone else because she inherited. I know she’s an American and we have a diff standard of old vs new, but her immigrant’s son grandfather started with a general store in 1892 and died in 1980 owner of a basketball team. That is impressive and a great story of the american dream, but it is not OLD MONEY. Older than Camille’s Frasier money, but younger even than the Kennedy’s bootleg dynasty. Which is also New Money. I was agape.

    Failers lips can mesmerize. I’m so used to them I don’t often focus on them but when I do I realize she’s starting to not look like a person. And her winking sly sneering cat that ate the canary smile is revolting. Yes, her shrink is amazing for stopping by “to check on them” every day. He is a fame whore and loves the rubbery blow jobs. Must be like putting your dick inside the dancing tube guys at a car lot during a hurricane.

    I don’t know how things would’ve ended if not for the show. I doubt he beat her (agree she probably wrote those texts herself) but I bet they had some crazy screaming physical fights though and things do get ugly when everything falls apart. EVERYONE FORGETS his business partner wind chimed (I love you Flip) the day after Russell did sooooo it was clearly over fraud and bankruptcy and not shame of RHOBH or wife beating or divorce despondency. Maybe they would’ve clawed each other to death trying to be first out the door at the Big Con going wrong but instead she found a golden ticket to reality stardom and squelched her way out of the mess they made and left Russell hanging.

    Bring on Brandi, she is quick and amazing and will get in the mud with the pigs to defend Lisa and that will satisfy my urge to see the stupidity and hypocrisy called out. That she said “when’s your book coming out? it’s been a hot minute” was amazing. Love horns

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    maryedith
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    I like how when Ad gets cornered she starts to talk in an almost-English accent.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Lisa feels attacked. See Lisa sputter. Sputter, Lisa, sputter!

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Oh, and Bobblehead? The Joker called, and he wants his suit back.

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    Robinez
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    @mom2redheads

    That list has been bothering me since I saw it for the first time. Another rule, “elbows off the table”. For goodness sakes this baby just lost her father, who she seemed to adore from all indications, and she has to worry about her elbows on the table? How come Kennedy has all these rules that she has to start abiding by when all around her the people that she counted on are letting her down? It isn’t her fault what happened. Keeping her elbows off the table wouldn’t have prevented her Dad from killing himself. If she had only been a good girl and bathed herself or made her bed or kept her elbows off the table, then things might not have happened? Is that why all this happened? I may be completely wrong and I don’t claim to be a psychotic but this seems to be the message that will be conveyed to that child.

    “We have a chart now, if you do everything right, your next Dad won’t kill himself”.

    “BTW, If your next Dad does kill himself, I promise not to take you out of the car after Mr Friend climbs through a window to get into the house and finds your Dads bloated body. I won’t do that ever again…if you keep your elbows off the table. Rule #28

    Robin

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    TaylorToo
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Hilarious recap!
    Hope Bernie has some great recipes for crow for his foolish employer Ad — no wonder the Hoof Empire is folding if she has any input!
    Give me some BLC couch time — those bozos on the other side won’t know what hit ‘em when Brandi starts firing!
    The “other” side of the couch is truly humour impared,,,,,, Lisa’s wit fell on deaf ears this year.

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    ok one LAST thing I swear! What was up with Lisa’s face? Does she have it taped? I know its an old stage trick but it really shows.

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    Maddy37
    Posted January 31, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    You are HILARIOUS! I loved the recap…. The chart was the icing on the cake for me, AND SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE THE CONTROLLING ONE? ha… Love Lisa and Brandi, they compliment each other. Night and day, but it works…. Vile Kyle is a joke, and I agree with you regarding the 180 she has done with Trailor…She probably is the one publishing her book! (or has an interest in it somewhere??) Ad was orange, and it was not the lighting!Then again, with tinsel head you never know what your gonna get! Bernie must have something on her…I would never want to visit that woman, God only knows what rant he would start if you looked at him the wrong way, much less didn’t clean your plate! Funny how he hates Lisa to the core but still showed up for the SUR opening as though they were besties…Too bad Lisa couldn’t remember his name…Karma at it’s finest! Excited to see Brandi rip them a new one and I pray Lisa finds her inner bitch and let’s them have it in true Vanderpump style! *side note…I swear that bitches mouth is bigger (just an observation, but I needed to mention it) Thanks for the laughs!!

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    too_old_to_care
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 3:08 am

    Can someone please explain to me WHY Failor’s mouth looks so strange?
    With lip enhancement being so popular, I would have thought there would be at least one other celeb with the weird look but I can’t think of even one. The upper lip appears to go straight across with no natural shape, but it has to be more than that.

    My only other comment is Ad’s sleeve. It looked SO MUCH like someone’s first sewing project, where they had an extra piece of blue polyester left over and didn’t want to waste it.

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    crazy rooster
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 3:52 am

    Because failor is really a monitor lizard who has had cosmetic surgery to appear more or less human

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 5:41 am

    She’s got deformed lips, THEN she enlarges their outline with the brightest lipstick she can fine. You’d think one of the makeup people would pull her a side and quietly speak to her.

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    guilty pleasure
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Flipit, hilarious as always! I also love the video recaps- your Twitch impression slays me (“I’m Julia Roberts”). I’ve got a colicky newborn at home so I really need a good laugh at times and I know I can always count on you! And all the commenters!
    Ok, exactly what part of the reunion made Failor’s haters “eat crow” as she put it?? She displayed absolutely no sorrow or any real emotion for that matter. If anything, she seemed happy, as someone else put it, like a cat that ate the canary. And I’m with you polk8dot- the part where she smiled and said “it’s all out there” was disturbing. Even if he was abusive, he was still the father of her child. And if she was so emotionally connected to him that she would keep coming back after being abused, wouldn’t you at least shed a tear or two at his death? And those lips, yuck….
    Ad sucks. When Andy asked if they thought it was ok to air the season, she should have said “yes, Russell may have killed himself but I came out with a shoe line and I own the funnest hotel in Vegas. And Go Kings!” All she did this season was hock her businesses. She got way too worked up about Lisa’s shoe comment. How about the fact that you have NO style, as evidenced by your stupid one-sleeved dress. Is there a store in BH that specializes in cheap-looking, shiny, way too bright satin clothes??
    Kyle sucks too. And did anyone see her at the Golden Globes? The Richards sisters need to stop wearing chokers!!!!
    Can’t wait for Brandi too!

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    Ollybeau
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Speaking of the chore chart, did anyone else notice that Kennedy’s middle name is CAROLINE?!
    Jesus H, Taylor…
    Could she be trying any harder? If she had a son, would he named Fitzgerald John?

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    caligal
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 8:53 am

    @Ollybeau…all the easier to use an alias when Kennedy learns Mommy’s scamming, money grifting way of life.

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    Maudtherriault
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Adrienne, I’ve seen thicker skin on a burn victim.

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    Bitchy lady
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Taylor is thinking ahead for her daughter – by naming her Kennedy Caroline she can tell everyone she’s a Kennedy love child in a few years, ergo – keeping herself relevant and getting another book deal. “I named her Kennedy Caroline to honor the family she truly was born into without coming out and telling everyone she is the love child of ____ Kennedy. Because I didn’t want her to be abused. So, just send money. “

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 9:51 am

    >>>I can’t believe Lisa hasn’t been chained to a truck and dragged around the streets yet.<<<

    That's because the transmission in my truck is illin' and I don't think it would make it all the way from Boston to Beverly Hills, and still be in any shape to drag an old English whore down Rodeo Dr.

    What was with the purple lights they had shining down on everyone's head? It was making their hair look really… weird.

    Lisa and Adrienne need to lay off the 8 cm fake lashes.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 9:53 am

    @ BitchLady the easiest suspect would be Patrick Kennedy…I flove your comment!

    This thread is killing it!

    Woot, bring on the Brandi! (in my best Pulp Fiction interpretation)

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    Mimo
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 10:33 am

    It’s so funny how two people can watch the same thing and see two completely different things.

    This was actually the first time all season that I got a sense that maybe, just maybe, Taylor really was abused. She had that same deer caught in the headlights look you see at so many funerals. I seem to stick my foot in my mouth every funeral I go to, lipping off and making people laugh. When she smiled at Lisa about the text message, I saw that as a smile in appreciation at Lisa’s consideration in not wanting to share Russell’s text message.

    Also, her chart for Kennedy was made when they separated, not when Russell died, and I believe it was made at the suggestion of that stupid doctor. My kids were 4 when they started bathing themselves. That is, I would run the tub, they would get in, utilyze the washcloth and soap, mom would check them out to see if they “passed”, they would get out, mom would drain and wipe down tub and everyone was proud because they took their own bath.

    I do like Lisa. I think she’s funny, has a killer sense of one liners and is capable of laughing at herself. I, also, have a killer sense of one liners, but they are rarely made at the expense of my friends. I find that offensive. And her friends obviously did too. Now the friends weren’t trying to be funny in their interviews, they were just snarky hypocritical bitches. Glad I don’t live in Beverly Hills.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 11:03 am

    They really are just hateful at this point. The franchise’s stock and trade is nastiness between women, but the BH crew stands above in terms of the bile they spew at each other.

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    maudtherriault
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Olybeau – And if Shana’s next victim of poor parenting is a girl I vote for Bouvier Jacqueline (pronounced Zhack-leen).

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    TWhit
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Since we’re still talking about the chart the “Don’t bother mommy while she’s on the phone” (or something to that matter) bothered ME. Granted I have no children, just a pudgy cat who, indeed, does bother me when I’m on the phone…BUT DAMN! Please don’t put the phone down and give your child attention. That’s just wrong, eh?

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    maryedith
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    @TWhit, was that really on the list? That’s awful. That “shrink” really needs to be called out publicly. Those lists are standard for divorce situations because they’re supposed to give kids a sense of control over their daily routines (or so I was told by my kid’s counsellor during my divorce). That list was all about giving Taylor free space, as if Kennedy was always in her hair — NOT GOOD.

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Kennedy would be better off if Taylor bought her a Wii, and let it raise her.

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    dizzygirl
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace..”Must be like putting your dick inside the dancing tube guys at a car lot during a hurricane”

    HILARIOUS!!!!!

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    dizzygirl
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    @Twhit…after having 3 kids..Mom getting on the phone is like a dog whistle going off that only children can hear, and they will appear out of the woodwork to ask you 400 questions that are 399 of the most useless questions they will ask..” Can I go to the bathroom? age 12″ Why is the sky blue? Are mango pops made from mangoes? Does the windows open and close? Shit like that….
    I had a problem w/ the elbow thing…really…who the fuck cares?

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    kloewent
    Posted February 1, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Lisa proved that she is elegant, gracious, forgiving and has a wonderful sense of humor. She seemed truely shocked that those bitches were saying such awful things about her. I think that they are going to feel the full weight of the Vanderpump, in the near future! Did they really think they could put her down and live to tell about it!Can’t wait to see the “Come to Jesus” putdown in their future!! Lisa for the win!

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    Tmurda
    Posted February 4, 2012 at 3:10 am

    This. Shit. Was. Boring. As. Fuck.
    (the reunion, not the recap, recap was stellar, of course)

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    kloewent
    Posted February 4, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    It is interesting to note, that you cannot comment on Snail Trail Vyle or Adriasses reunion blogs on Bravo. Chicken shit much??

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    Bama#1
    Posted February 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    I think Kyle is expecting Brandi to be on her side tonight. Kyle has been sitting on the fence she must have splinters up her a**.

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    Robinez
    Posted February 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    COCK! Part #2 has started and it is already good! It didn’t limp in like part #1.