16 and Pregnant Recap: Hope Bloats


By CathodeTube | | 9:00 am | 7 Comments

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CathodeTube has wanted to be a recapper ever since she read the MightyBigTV interview with Sars and James Van Der Beek. She lives in Chicago with her husband and baby son, and adores hip-hop, cop shows, competitive reality TV, and all foods involving melted cheese. She used to copyedit made-up blogs for the "reputation management" of people who got themselves on The Dirty or Mugshots.com. Turns out google-bombing doesn't work anymore, so now she writes product copy, is much happier, and still wears stretchy pants at all times.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    ash1
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 9:32 am

    If the MTV producers are setting the scene and paying for the mani/pedis we always see, they should include some kind of disclaimer. Otherwise, it makes these money-less teens look even more stupid and unsympathetic…and they don’t need any help there..

  2. 2
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 10:01 am

    “Mom Betsy is young with a jaw that looks like it hurts. Where is 35 and Needs Headgear?” Fanfreakingtastic, Cathode!! BWAHAHAHAH! Her jawline bugged me the entire episode!!!
    Haven’t finished reading the recap, but I was impressed with ol’ Ben. Kept waiting for him to bug out, but he seemed to be rally dedicated. Finally a GOOD baby daddy example!

  3. 3
    Toad
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 10:26 am

    OK I was totally impressed with Bin/Vin ( whatever his name is)
    He is one of the few who actually steps up…they had their sh*t together and werent relying grandparents or parents to help raise their children.

    If her biggest gripes are that she couldnt go party at college and had to move away from her friends, shes one of the lucky ones. Most of the other girls can barely afford life and the baby daddy is nowhere to be found.

    CUTE BABY!!!!

  4. 4
    swanny
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 11:46 am

    This show has ruined me too. The whole first half of the episode I’m yelling “don’t move in with him” at the Tv and he turns out to be a good dad (or one that plays one on Tv). It would be nice to see that it stays this way… hope at least one of these families can beat the odds.

  5. 5
    ash1
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I wish we could mix and match these couples. Could we put Ben with Briana. Hope will ruin this because she really doesn’t want a happy family… yet…she still wants to party.

  6. 6
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Cute little family, even cuter baby. But in their defense she already graduated high school, was approaching 18, and he conveniently had a full time job that was at night so he could stay home with the baby during the day.

    And ewwww MTV a little warning would’ve been nice before the c-section! I mean I have to watch a “content for mature audience only” sign before I watch Animal Cops on Animal Planet (I love animal planet, what up lol), but you couldn’t be bothered to add one before that!? I know birth is a beautiful thing, but a little warning would’ve been nice

  7. 7
    ash1
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 9:30 am

    @Dizzy – Um, yeah….that was too much! They warn you about a nip slip, but cutting a woman open and pulling a human through layers of tissue, blood, and fluids, not so much…Thanks, MTV, I didn’t want this snack anyway…

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