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Down Souf, Blake hauls some trash pails around. Definitely worth $52K a year. Why does anyone graduate from high school at all? Some dude on the shrimp boat who’s been fed the name of Blake’s babymommy pretends to be interested in what’s going on back home, and Blake pretends not to be 100% asshole so he can keep his job and make this conversation be over. Shrimp dude can work and talk at the same time. Blake cannot. Blake says he’s never going back to live with Sarah.
Little Tin Cup doesn’t like her bath. She squalls, and Sarah agrees with her. Blake calls, and Sarah tears him the new one he has coming, but doesn’t try and get any much-needed diaper money out of the deal, now that he’s supposedly making it hand over fist…
Don’t go away! Right after these messages, we’ll show you how nothing got solved. Hey, did you know that you can’t really be a teenager once you have a kid? And most teenagers would do it much differently, if they had the chance to do it again? And being a mom is hard work, and babies cry? Well aren’t you glad you watched and learned? I sure am.
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