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Jane runs into Nona the necklace thief and mentions that her “irreplaceable” necklace from her grandma is missing. Nona says she’ll keep an eye out for it. Um, why tell Nona? Nona walks off, but tells Jane not to mess with the birds because they are part of the Drake. Aha, so she is psychic. Or a really stealthy eavesdropper.
Brian NoBalls visits Bitchy Louise in the hospital, and surprise – Louise is bitchy. She complains that mending is boring and she would rather be back at work because they have bills and need money. She complains a lot about money. Maybe her husband should get a job instead of spying on the naked chick across the street all day. Just a suggestion.
Brian says she only has to stay there a couple of more nights and besides, the collapsed lung and concussion she suffered are no joke. Louise laments that she was fired from her most recent photography gig because of the “vindictive fashionistas” who were inconvenienced. However, they did send her a nice bouquet, which should make up for the firing.
All of a sudden, Alexis, the stripping neighbor and Louise’s newly minted assistant, shows up with a bag of stuff from their apartment. Apparently Louise gave her the keys, much to Brian’s chagrin. Alexis makes slut eyes behind Louise’s back at Brian who pretends not to notice.
Henry comes home late to Jane dressed in a little black dress all ready for the Dorans’ party. The guy at the liquor store tried to sell him a bottle of Chateau Monique that costs $800, but Henry settled for a $20 bottle of Merlot that Jane says the Dorans probably use in their salad dressing. They talk about the bird attack and she says it was full-on Tippi Hendren.
Henry and Jane arrive at the Dorans’ with their inferior bottle of wine and the Dorans sneer at it, albeit politely (if that’s possible). Henry goes to get them drinks while Jane mingles. She meets a woman named Danielle who asks about Henry. Jane seems a little defensive when she says they are not married yet. Could this be an issue between them?
Henry walks by a room that has an architect’s model of a building. Gavin calls Henry over to show it to him and says it’s a development with condos and office space on 43rd St. near the West Side Highway. It’s being developed by the Alpern Development Group and Gavin just paid $100 million for it, which is a bargain because the owners want to get rid of it fast. But Gavin warns that the deal is a secret, so Henry can’t tell anyone.
Henry joins Jane on the balcony where she is enjoying the view. Inside, Danielle watches them canoodle. Gavin comes over and elicits that Danielle is there alone.