Danielle steps off the elevator looking like a million bucks. Jane asks how her date went and Dani says he canceled. Poor Dani. Danielle tells Jane to tell Henry she said hi. Jane heads off to the basement. Gavin swoops in and Danielle says Jane’s so lucky to have found Henry. Gavin repeats his line from early about finding love making it worth the pain of looking for it. Danielle’s like, “where have I heard that before?” She apparently has no memory of killing Frank or the other guys or the last few days.
In the basement, there’s a hole in the concrete big enough to step through. Jane manages to get the door open and goes in, calling out. Of course the door slams, trapping her and…we are out.
Next time: Henry plays handball with Gavin, who asks him to “tell me what you want, what you really, really want.” Alexis is whore-y and does shots with Brian. Jane is still locked in the basement and someone grabs her foot.
So, what did y’all think? I’m kind of enjoying this show, even though it’s so ridic.
We still don’t know what Nona’s complete deal is, but I lean towards not evil. And I think that Jane and Henry’s relationship may not be as rosy as we think and that maybe Olivia or Gavin will take advantage of that? And what’s the story with Tony? Finally, what’s up with those disgusting birds? Let me know your thoughts!
Thanks for reading and have a great day!
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SnoopK8
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Great recap. Snoop! And I’m really loving this show.
I might be in the minority, but I don’t really think that Louise is a bitch. I think she’s just Type A, and she seems to really love her husband and wishes she could be less anal retentive (but she’s not!). It will be interesting to find out who/what Alexis really is as the show unfolds.
And I actually like Jane, but she’s the typical horror show dummy who seems to have no qualms about going down into a dark deserted creepy basement at all hours of the night by herself? I would totally be waking up my husband and dragging him down there with me.
But the most ridiculous plot element of the episode for me was the laundry room in the basement. Umm…if I’m paying for a luxury apartment, I better damn well have an en suite laundry! Unless the laundry room is only for the hired help…
Anyway, loving this show!
The thing about paper bags where i live in Long Beach, California it is illegal to give out plastic bags so you have to pay 10 cents for a paper one or bring your own recyclable bag. I don’t know if any other cities in this country have the no plastic bag law.
^ DC has it too, kind of.
If you want any kind of bag (paper or plastic) it’s 5 cents a pop.
Best believe I stocked up on recyclable bags with the quickness.
All I need to do is get a wagon and my grocery death machine will be complete.
And I think the reason why John Locke didn’t suck him into the wall is because he didn’t have the power to do that. Maybe since Alpern didn’t sign a contract and didn’t live in the building.
The people who get eaten by the hotel live there…the violin guy and the zombie wife guy. And to a smaller extent, bitch wife…she didn’t get eaten, but the elevator took a few bites. But anyway, everyone else (the judge, the exterminator, that mean guy from the golf range, alpern) were dealt with by building dwellers, but weren’t harmed by the building itself.
Tony is maybe a henchdemon or an apprentice whatever the Dorans are. Or maybe he willingly sold his soul to Gavin/the Drake and in exchange, got to be a right-hand man of sorts.
He knows what’s happening to the tenants, and if he’s been in the Dorans’ employ for as long as they’ve been alive, that’s a long ass time to be a concierge and to watch other managers come and die. Maybe nobody told him that the job didn’t come with growth potential. But then, why would he even want to be manager, if that was the case? The building eats its managers! At least as a concierge, you can live. Plus you get all the tea on the other tenants. Tony better count his blessings and stop complaining.
I want to think that Nora is good too. She needs to do a better job warning people though.
A halfhearted “Leave the birds alone” is not going to illicit the same response as an emphatic “Stop fucking with those birds or they will keel you”.
Jane is dumb.
If I were her, I would never enter that basement again in life. This is the second time (third if we count that it tried to eat her at the end of the episode) that it has pulled some shenanigans. Once should have been enough to tell her to stay out of that evil place.
But I feel bad for her too, because everyone was on the low insinuating that Henry is too good for her. That must have been hard.