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Abby announces that the winner is Lexine. Wow, she praised Lexine’s character performance and she actually won for the skill itself. Lexine chooses Hadley as her partner, and she says that it will push her own performance and will serve to improve her. If those lines weren’t fed to her, I’m impressed!
Yvette immediately jumps in and starts acting as dance teacher.
“Is this bitch for real?”
Yvette interviews that basically Lexine should not have won, and Asia needs to get the fuck out. Shayna critiques Tua, and instead of coming from a constructive angle, she tears her daughter down. Okay, I swam competitively from when I was 4 all the way through university. Swim parents are just as bad if not worse than dance moms. I can tell you that there is a way to deliver positive feedback and criticism, and when handled poorly, it can fuck you child up. Read some books, dance moms.
“You’re going back to the cupboard under the stairs.”
At least Tua knows her mother is acting a damn fool. In rehearsal for the main event we have Asia and Tua doing a funk duet. Shayne is frustrated that Asia has been getting by with her pageant faces. Harsh but true. At least she wasn’t all up in Asia’s grill when she said that. Their moms have to gab about what the fuck happened with Yvette in the previous episode.
Do you know how easy it is to break a finger? Trust, that bitch would not be doing any pointing for a hot minute after she did that shit to me.
Asia’s mom threatens her that if she doesn’t pick up her feet in those shoes, she’s changing them to boots. Asia says, heeeeeeeeeeeeeell to the no.
Oh jesus. Hadley and Lexine’s dance is inspired by class warfare. Lexine is the 99% “who are homeless” and don’t have a lot, and Hadley is the 1% who can buy anything and can do whatever she wants. Hadley’s (producer’s? choreographer’s?) words. Yvette jumps in during a choreo break to tell Lexine just what to do. And I am perplexed. I forget how old Hadley is. Maybe 10 at the youngest? Yvette looks about 10 years past her babymaking years, so I’m guessing she had some frozen eggs or adopted. Not that I’m judging based on that! She just has a scary face.
Yvette van Winkle
Amanda and Jordyn are doing a hip hop trio. Amanda is happy since HH is Jordyn’s strength. Watching Kelly mimic the moves in her seat is priceless. You keep trying, hon. The choreographer keeps stopping because Amanda just isn’t getting it. Kelly says that you need to have a certain swag about you, and I just cut myself to cope with this bitch. Amanda is a ballerina, and you can tell that she’s bringing too much of that to practice. Her mom tells her that she needs to be the shit. And I’m not hating on that.
Elizabeth and Madison will be doing jazz contemporary with a beauty pageant theme. But from the way the choreographer is voguing, it’s more like an underground gay Ball circa 1982.
FACE FACE FACE I GIVE FACE BEAUTY FACE
Elizabeth’s mother is concerned with how her daughter will look next to Madison. Is that so? Judging from that face, I’d say you don’t give a SHIT.
So what do we think? Sculpted eyebrows or straight up shaved and painted?
Ooooooh Brianna and Zack are partners this week! This could be fantastic. I really hope they pull it off.
“Don’t cry for me, Argentina!”
Oh boy, Zack is going to have to lift Brianna who comes off as much more mature and developed. He needs to get closer and hug her, but I think he said she has cooties. After several shitty tries, Brianna practically falls ass first on Zack’s face. I think she might have been hitting on him.