There is also going to be a group number this week with choreo by that hippy bitch Kitty who sounds like she’s high as a kite whenever she speaks. She says that the dance will be about being an outsider and Brianna will be featured! It turns out, Brianna will be dancing in a fat suit. Is this…what? I just don’t get it. I suppose it’s to isolate her performance to her character and expression since she won’t have lines and midriff showing strength?
I’m not quite sure just how to be offended by this.
Her mama is worried that she won’t be able to dance up to par, but I think this girl can turn it out.
Yvette visits Shayna’s hotel room to give her some advice on having Tua outshine Asia. She thinks it’s because her mom is overbearing. Yvette wants Tua to turn the volume up to 11. Shayna isn’t dumb enough to think that Yvette is doing this out of the goodness of her heart, but she’s going with it since if her daughter can beat one more person, she’s fine for now.
Some gossip backstage at the main event lets us know that Shanya thinks Kristie didn’t show up to duet rehearsal because Yvette was giving private practices. How lame. What good is it doing Asia to miss out on practice because of some booshit dramz? Shayna asks Kristie what the fuck is up, but she isn’t feeling it and brushes Shayna off. Shayna causes a scene and upstes all the chirruns.
“Can’t we all just get along?!?”
Be upset, but don’t drag the kids into it, Shayna. Look at Yvette back there, all pleased with herself that she’s caused other dancers to implode. Shayna asks Yvette to just please leave her child alone. Finally, some sense. This whole scene makes it clear that Yvetter is ever more awful than we thought. She is gutter trash from hell.
Even Hadley tells Yvette to stay the fuck out of it.
You go, girl!
Kirstie gives some bullshit comments with her hair all scraped back, and I’d like to point out her horrible makeup. Eye shadow of all one color covering the entire lid to brow is a major no no.
We call that garage doors.
It’s finally main event time, and we see that Richy Jackon is wearing an outfit entirely comprised of handkerchiefs.
According to the gay hankie code, Richyis into bondage, blowjobs, watersports, dildos, groups, armpits, jerking off, and cops.
The Dementor’s kiss,
The group number with Bri in a fat suit is first. She says she takes her bullying to heart and will bering it. I think she is really bringing it to the floor with her performance!
Big girl realness.
She has a great moment where it looks like she’s truly feeling the pain, and if the judges don’t love her for this, then I don’t know they’re looking for.
Is it just me, or does Bri’s mom look like a brunette Vicki Gunvalson?
Abby loves that Bri portrayed the character so well. Yay. Brianna is proud of herself and rightfully so, I think she rocked the shit out of that group number.
Behind the scenes, Yvette has successfully pushed a wedge between Kristie and Shayna. The two are fighting over something that should be nothing. Really, they should be banding together to take down that troll Yvette!
Yvette is nothings but smiles.
“My master plan is working!”
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Perhaps Yvette isn’t as old as I thought she was because HOLY SHIT look the sun damage on her décollage. I’m ashamed that I only now just noticed this.