Hi, Gasmii! Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition. Sorry for the delay! I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it.
Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy Zack for not being practiced in hip hop.
We start with 8 dancers left, and it looks like we have some good meltdowns coming. The theme of the week is The End of the World, with the skill being survival. Please oh please let these girls enter the Hunger Games as tributes. You know Hadley’s ruthless ass would be Cato.
The girl on fire.
Abby tells us the skill means determination and adaptation. The winner of the challenge will make all the decisions about groups and styles for the main event. The guest choreographer Frank Gatson tells the girls that you survive in life by being a good person. That’s nice and all, but I think we all know that it’s just not the case. Lexine’s mom Maria hopes that Kristie and Yvette are listening up. With Yvette’s wispy hair and loud cackle, she reminds of an evil Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami.
“TEAR IT DOWN!”
Frank stops the choreo, and singles out Asia for needing to keep up. Hadley interviews about Asia needing to pick that shit up faster. Abby and that other guy come in, and she breaks them into groups. The first group to run through the challenge is Amanda, Lexine, Asia, and Brianna. Asia was clearly off. Abby pretends to shoot all of the girls with arrows, for what purpose I have no idea.
The next group is Elisabeth, Madison, Hadley, and Jordyn. After sending off Jordyn and Elisabeth, Abby tells Hadley that she clearly does not have the best technique here. Then she tells Madison that she was the technical master, but she never looks Abby in the eye.
Probably because she blinded by all of Abby’s costume jewelry.
Abby announces Hadley as the winner. Uh oh. This obviously means Yvette will basically get to make the assignments for the main stage part. Abby stresses that it’s all about winning the game, and Yvette clearly knows what she’s talking about.
Everyone else is going to be dancing on razor blades.
The options are jazz duet, jazz funk duet, contemporary solo, and hip hop trio. My first thought is to give Asia the solo, which makes sense for two seconds but could totally backfire. I think Asia could look better on her own when she’s not compared to someone else doing the dance correctly First, Yvette suggests putting Hadley in the hip hop trio with Amanda and Elisabeth since that style isn’t a strength of the other girls. And there it is, both evil mother and daughter agree that Asia should have the solo.