“Snatch her weave, mom!”
They yell each other more, and the girls run off. Kristie from the Block is now super pissed. Brianna’s mom tries to get them out each other’s faces, but this just leads to anger Kristie more. There’s the usual reality show exchange of “hit me!” “No, you hit me!” And I’m pretty sure they’re faces got so close that they kissed one point.
Maybe this is all due to simmering lesbian tension.
Yvette is pleased as punch that Kristie’s actions may have cost Asia her spot in the competition.
It’s competition day, and the girls are all getting dolled up like underaged prostitutes. Kristie is obviously nervous as fuck, so she’s trying to give Asia advice by yelling at her and embarrassing her in front of everyone.
Needs more glitter.
Asia isn’t having it and instead of doing her walkover for Kristie, she walks away. Snap.
At competition, we’re introduced to the judges yet again. There’s Abby of course. And Richy Jackson is still trying to make squirrel fingers happen.
The goulish reanimated corpse of Robin Antin is still there as well, and she still has just as little reason to be qualified to judge real dancing.
Putting the Pussy in Pussycat Dolls.
Robin says she’s looking for dancers with confidence, ones who a full package, the “triple threat.” Huh? Did they cut some explanation out? Isn’t the traditional full package singing, acting, and dancing? God, I hate this woman.
First up is the hip hop trio of Lexine, Elisabeth, and Amanda with a military nation theme.
You can see the enthusiasm on the judges’ faces.
The girls have fake guns and face paint, salute a lot, and then, ew.
Not oversexualized at all.
Abby says that Amanda was right on target, but she let the weapon left her hands for a moment. Richy tells her that she can do better. Robin lost her voice, and sounds exactly the same as her 90-year-old ass always does. She tells Amanda that she needs to stand out every single time. Go home, bitch.
Abby tells Lexine she did a great job except she had a shitty shoulder stand. Abby tells Elisabeth there were a few dumb mistakes and her technique wasn’t there. Richy slams her on a few thinks like height of her knees and stopping at the same time.
Backstage, Erin tells Elisabeth she did a good job, and Yvette is still coaching Hadley. It’s time for her solo. She gets into position by lying on the stage, and Abby immediately comments on her awful, disfigured, disgusting feet position.