“OFF WITH HER FEET!”
A few seconds in, and Hadley just isn’t impressing me. I like her facial expressions, but something about the dance seems a little clunky to me.
The Fifth Crap-ement.
Yvette is on the sidelines miming the moves during the dance like this a children’s beauty pageant. Bitch, it is too late at this point. When the dance is over, the host comments on Abby’s shitty face. “Should I say roadkill?” She slams Hadley for lying with her feet sickled, flubbing her bridge, and having no technique. She asks Hadley why she did everything wrong. Hadley says it was bad habits.
Richy asks Hadley what the intent was.
“Bitch, what the fuck was that?”
He thought the story of being the only person left in the world and reaching out with hope was completely lost. Well, I never understand the story component of dance, but I know it looked a hot ass mess.
Robin’s dumb ass thought it was a beautiful performance. You know Abby was thinking, “what the fuck are you doing here exactly?”
Erin is getting her seat wet over how much Yvette is going to freak out. Yvette takes Hadley outside to calm down before they face the firing squad in the green room.
Up next are Jordyn and Madison with the jazz duet about the world’s oxygen supply running out. Yikes, five seconds in, and Madison is already outshining Jordyn.
“I got this, girl, you can go take a nap.”
Uh oh, Abby starts off with a sigh. She says she wanted to come up on stage and break Jordyn’s ankle. Robin doesn’t like how the dance was synched. Richy says there was no definition. I guess they all around sucked, and the judges send them off.
The last number up is Asia and Brianna with jazz funk about a battle of machines and humans. Kristie knows that Asia has to keep up with Brianna, who is one of the strongest dancers here. I totally agree. While Asia is pretty likeable, I think she’s just not at the same level as a lot of the competition.
And if you forget your moves, just pop and lock and do the robot.
Asia’s moves don’t seem as defined or confident as Brianna’s, and she’s definitely off at points. At the end, Richy makes a face like he smelled shit, but at least Abby is clapping.
But previous experience tells us his stank face is a good thing.
Abby says Brianna is one of the top dancers here and that Hadley and Yvette were trying to sabotage B and Asia, but that it backfired. She still thinks Asia didn’t point her feet though. Abby is pleased overall. Richy tells Asia to work on her technique, but she really went for it. Robin says through her facehole that Asia is beyond words special for being able to do moves with Brianna at the same time. Abby thinks B let Asia outdance her a little, but I totally disagree.