Jordyn chooses Zack to do the second solo, and I think that’s a big mistake. From what we’ve seen so far, he’s no pushover. I really hope this comes back to bite her in the overconfident ass. Also, sweety, PLEASE stop letting your mother crimp your hair. Ooooh, her strategy actually makes sense now that she explains it. She picked him for the sheer fact that he’s a boy in order to keep the rest of the girls from getting a solo. Clever little bitch. Or rather, clever little producer bitches.
While talking about what to do to make Elizabeth look like a monster of the night and cutting hair, Kelly snidely asks if she means the real hair or the fake hair. Chola Monster is not having it and tells that bitch Kelly to back off. Elizabeth immediately loses her shit and runs off crying. I think she was just embarrassed for having her tracks called out in public.
Poor Elizabeth cries to the camera that she has hair extensions, but it’s not a bad thing. Here’s a little lesson: no one has natural long, beautiful, extremely full hair. Fake hair is a fact of life that we all need to get used to. Big fucking deal.
Then Elizabeth shoots herself in the foot and sniffles to us that she knows she’s pretty but she’s not cocky and other people get jealous and wish they could be her. Yeah, this little ho is super humble alright. She says that today was the worst day of her life.
Baby, you have so many pregnancy scares ahead of you.
Zack comes to the rescue and comforts Elizabeth. Even though she’s a little monster, it reminds me of how the best parts of Dance Moms was when you could tell the kids really loved each other. His solo is about a boy who dies in a car crash and becomes a ghost. Classic ALM dance shit. His choreographer is less than impressed.
Bobby Newberry is running through the choreo for trio 1, and their theme is goblin queens.
“Back up off my shit.”
They consist of Tua, Madison, and Lexine doing hip hop. Madison’s mother is convinced that her daughter will have to drag those other two girls behind her.
Trio 2 is doing jazz funk. Kyleigh Jai, Brianna, and Amanda seem to be doing a pretty good job. Remember that Ginger Brianna won the main event last week.
‘That’s good, darling, practice your backup plan for when you fail at dancing.”
At Jordyn’s solo practice, she looks like she’s about to shit her pants. Kelly says that like it or not, Jordyn is going to have to listen to her. I’m sure this bodes well for her fragile, prebuscent psyche. She gets all stage mom and starts barking orders at Jordyn, I’m sure not fanning the flames on a seething resentment that will come to a head years later with sex and drugs.