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Elizabeth, Hadley, and Asia are last with a Michael Jackson inspired jazz number. I hate to say it, but Elizabeth is doing a great job.
I miss my Asia from last episode when she wasn’t fucking everything up.
Abby gushes over Hadley a little, saying that she hit every isolation hard. All the judges loved her, and Robin tells her it felt like she was the leader of the group. ALM loved Elizabeth, but Robin calls out her sloppy turns. Asia gets some shit from Abby for not performing up to par. When Asia starts to tear up, Abby tells her to save those tears for her pillow. Ha, I don’t know why that tickled me so. The audience boos, but Honey Abby don’t give a shit.
My cold, black heart melted a little at this sight.
It’s time for deliberations, but they’re done in such a fashion that you can’t tell exactly who they’re talking about. They narrow it down to two kids and call the kids back. Elizabeth, Amanda, Lexine, Zack, Brianna,Hadley, and Madison all get called to stepped forward and are safe! Yay. Of the final four Asia gets called forward for another critique. Maybe she’s just too young for this trash.
But they decide to give her another shot, and adorable little Asia is safe. Tua is also called safe, which I think is justified. It’s down to Jordyn and Kyleigh Jay. The judges tell KJ she simply didn’t keep up and blew goat tonight. Jordyn wasted her opportunity to shine, so maybe they’ll punish her hubris. If they know what hubris is. They quickly put KJ out of her misery and give her the axe.
Walk of shame.
Next episode, Brianna feels like an outcast. I’m guessing for being a possibly soulless ginger.
So how was it?? Are we still interested in the show? I’m finding that I’m watching it for the actual dancing instead of the drama like with Dance Moms. Can we please see some more tap? Will Yvette shut the fuck up? Is Kristie going to have to cut a bitch? Sorry it took so long, I promise to be faster! Just don’t get the belt again, dad! Wait, where am I? Until next time, enjoy yourselves, gasmii!
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