The cabaret trio is Madison, Asia, and Lexine. I personally could lose Lexine and Asia in this competition, so I think they need to step up 2 the streets this week.
She’s giving us Slutty Chipmunk Realness.
Hadley’s mother is concerned that basically Asia is going to fuck up. Kristie is concerned because the moves are so adult. I guess the tiny tiny outfit is okay though. Asia falls onto her stool, rights the furniture, then promptly scampers off stage. I totally giggled at this.
Cindy Lou BOO needs to work on her moves.
The chair hit in the nose, awww, but Madison interviews that she needs to get her shit together. She’s not here to make friends, this one.
Amanda is working on her lyrical solo, and based on the little move the choreographer just did, it could be tough. The choreographer is impressed however, and maybe Amanda could blow everyone away.
Zack, Elizabeth, and Brianna are doing a hip hop trio, and Zack already looks a little off. Elisabeth has never been on a subway, but she imagines that they are gross and dirty with a lot of hobos. Yes.
Just like her future.
Zack isn’t quite getting the feel of the hip hop moves, and the choreographer gives him the incentive that this should make all the ladies want him, dude. Not quite sure that’s proper motivation.
In the immortal words of Nelson: “I’m not anything yet.”
Zack says the hardest part of this number is getting his swag on. No joke, the first time I heard someone say that seriously was a high school kid saying it to a teacher he encountered at the market last month. I hope to never hear it again. The choreographer tells him he looks stiff and stupid, which is I’m sure a very valid criticism when you want a kid to improve.
Kristie, Kelly, and Erin are out for the night to have a cocktail. They look like a straight up coven.
“Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the north. Hear us!”
Erin tells Kelly that she better watch her blonde ass out because Yvette has it in for her. Erin just loves to cause drama and sit back.
“Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and shitpot bubble.”
Regardless, Kelly is going to watch her back for that tacky scarecrow Yvette.
We start with a group dance of all nine remaining dancers, and I’m not very enthused or impressed with the Westside Story inspired routine.
Asia just made a BM in her knickers.
Oops, someone in the back there done fucked up.
I take it back. I think this might be a Crips vs. Bloods inspired number.