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Asia’s solo is modern dance, and she’s playing the Wicked Witch of the West. I wish someone would throw a bucket of water on her and melt her for real. Her dress is basically a giant trash bag.
Just throw her in the dumpster and be done with it.
Hadley had a jazz solo, and Yvette says she couldn’t be happier, but her face says she’s more nervous than a whore in church. Hadley cries to us that the pressure of the past two weeks is getting to her, and Yvette blames Abby. Yeah, Abby was harsh, but Anthony is right, use the emotion to make the dance even better, girl.
Jordyn had a Cinderella themed contemporary dance, and Kelly is happy that they haven’t fought over corrections today. And it’s all thanks to Kelly being a super bitch yesterday and brow beating her daughter into doing it right.
Briann’s jazz funk solo seems to be in the style of Red Riding Hood. She says the cape is giving her problems. There’s a slight scare when Brianna hits her knee, and we learn that she’s been dealing with knee pain for two months. I don’t know if bringing it up right now out of the blue is a bad sign or a red herring.
THE MAIN SHOW
Once I wake up from the judges being introduced, it’s time for the group dance. Madison opens up her little fairytale book, and the stage comes alive with the rest of the girls throwing leaves around and shit.
“Wait, why does it say to use my face more?”
The group dance was brief and kind of boring. Moving onto Jordyn first, with Cinderella. The judges seem to be liking her performance based on their faces, but I’m just waiting for Abby to blast Jordyn for some fucked up unturned out foot that I didn’t notice.
Turn your feet out, Cinderelly!
Abby actually says it was outstanding, but she needs to work on her knees. Richy loves it, and thinks she is setting the bar. Useless Robin Antin thinks that Jordyn showed TOO many emotions with her face. Even Abby gives her a WTF face and calls her out on not knowing what the hell she’s talking about.
Now let’s see how Hadley does with her jazz piece about Tinkerbell.
Clap your hands if you want her to live. I’m not clapping.
Abby thought it was sweet and fun, and for once, her insteps stayed on the ground. Richy thinks Hadley gave more than he thought she would. Robin blahblahblahed and said nothing of consequence.
Up next is Asia’s Wicked With Hefty cinch sack dance.
Looking deece so far!