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Because Annie Oakley accused Dr. Arden of being a Nazi, and because of that meddling hooker, a couple of Detectives show up at the asylum. I really wish they would have played some nifty detective courtroom music. Or the chung chung from Law and Order. I’m going to make it happen. Down in the sleaze-bag’s evil lair, the two detectives (chung chung) say that the hooker Dr. Arden hired last week found some Nazi memorabilia in his house. A medal to be specific (chung chung) Of course, being the sleaze-bag he is, Dr. Arden denies all of the accusations. Sister Christian is able to hear all of this and starts putting two and two together. Maybe Annie Oakley wasn’t lying after all (chung chung) The detectives head on out to their Mystery Machine.
Sister Christian goes to talk to her boss a.k.a her secret crush about the Nazi. I’m not even going to attempt to spell his name. Boss man is all, Sister Christian, you are cuckoo for cocoa puffs, Dr. Sleaze-bag is a find man. Pshhhh, okay. Then he calls up his bro to tell them that she’s on to them. PLOT TWIST. Boss man is mean too. Dr. Arden is mean. Sister Mary Eunice is mean. Man, why y’all gotta be so mean.
Where’s Kitty Kit? Oh here he is, having a little chat with Dr. Thredson. This Dr. is still trying to convince Kit that he is really insane and that he never saw aliens. I wish E.T. would have flown by on the bike at this time. It would have been fantastic. Dr. says that Kit really killed Alma because he was tired of the pressure that came with being in a Biracial relationship. I guess he was tired of hiding it. This is the ’60’s. Got me a Cadillac and some Temptations and other ’60’s cliche’s.
Sidenote: I really don’t think that Kit is Bloody Face. I feel that it’s someone we would never suspect.
Now, thanks to Dr. Thredson, Kit really does think he’s gone crazy. Way to go Dr. Go ahead and stroke your naked cat and laugh an evil laugh.
Kit’s in the kitchen working as some type of punishment. He is beating up some bread dough. Like Rocky. Grace comes in and they start talking. Grace reveals that she was framed for killing her father and step-mother. Gracie Lou Freebush had an axe, she put it in her father’s back. When she saw what she had done she axed her step mom too. Ehh, I tried. I guess the sexual tension was just too much for them so they decide that the kitchen in an asylum is a romantic place to sex it up. Okay then. Just as they are really getting in to it, they’re caught by a guard. Ooooooo, bad luck. Y’all are going to get punished. Off to bed with no supper. Oh and a cane.
The two porn stars are taken to Sister Christian’s office. Possessed Sister Mary wants to cane them, but Sister Christian has a better idea: Sterilization. Obviously she don’t know nothing ‘bout birthin’ no babies. Grace and Sister Christian go off somewhere while Kit tries to tell Evil Mary that Grace was innocent. Evil Mary lets out a hearty chuckle and shoves Grace’s file in his face. Apparently, Grace really did kill her family. Good job Kit, you just got yourself caught up with another nutjob. Later on, back in Kit and Grace’s humble abodes (a.k.a. their cellar rooms), Kit confronts Gracie Lou about lying. We all know she’s not from New Jersey. She’s actually a special agent trying to make sure the Pageant doesn’t blow up. Uh, where was I?