Mama Mia gets to the crazy long bamboo poles and can’t believe it. “Are they really that long?” “Yup, they’re really that long.”
You bet they are!
Team Abba manuever their way through the streets and are on their way to the construction site. Meanwhile Truckasaurus shows up to the scale. It just dawned on me that I have no idea what the Ns yelling. “Twinnie?” I think they’re yelling “Twinnie” Please stop.
Kelley from Truckasaurus is doing the task and her husband cheers her on! He says to the camera he wishes he was doing it instead of her. What a douche.
Team Goat Boys and FNL finally get their first clue and Mama Mia takes out half the town with their bamboo on their rickshaw.
Team Choke Out finishes the scale and on their way to straw dogs. Goat Boys Brent and FNL Trey start building the scale.
“Now you’re supposed to move this pile of wood to my house…..yeah, that’s it….”
Team Dong talks to the crowd as he builds his scale telling them they can cheer if they want. They stare back at him with blank Bangladeshi eyes.
Okay, Team Dong, you know what to do! Work this crowd into a frenzy! Tear away pants time! Pop them hips! Woooooo!!!!!
PHIL KEOGHAN’S FACE PEELING OFFF!!!! FREAKY!!!! #halloweenphil
Team Dong finishes the scale and chose Bamboo Jungle because they’re good at lifting heavy things.
You bet we are!
Mama Mia completes the task and gets their bamboo clue. It has an image stenciled on it that Phil tells us is Lok Shilpa Jadughar, a full guard and crack museum and the pit stop for this leg of the race! Again, I’m sure it’s not a crack museum, but that’s sure what it sounded like @Phil said!
The last team to check in may be eliminated. But this is the fifth leg and no non-elimination round yet, so don’t be so sure.
Team Twin N’s are carrying their bamboo and smack the hell out of the cameraman. I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard a cameraman speak on AR. Well, he wasn’t speaking so much as yelling, “HEY, HEY!!”
Team Choke Out makes it the Latif Bawani Jute Mill and it is HUGE!
8AM-12PM, Jute Pack’s. 12:15PM – 5:00PM, iPad’s. 5:15PM – 7:45AM, Shark Tooth Necklaces.
They start whipping their jute against the nails and twisting it in 110 degrees. Ryan says “it takes pure Juke force to do this work.” HEY! Puns are Team Abba’s thing!!
Team FNL, Goat Boys and Truckosaurus are working on their scales. Brent from Goat Boys says he’s so tired he can’t even say a word. I’d like to hold him to that, please. Then Truckasaurus dude yells, “Get ‘er done!” Wow, he actually said it. He’s more stereotype than man.
Fire Marshall Beekman: “Let me tell ya somethin’ about goats!”