Team FNL finishes first and Lexi is honestly really excited for him and it’s kinda nice. I might not hate this team. I don’t know if I’d go so far to say I like any teams, but I don’t think I’m completely annoyed by Mama Mia or FNL.
And speaking of Mama Mia, they are team number one, again! And they are going to Malaysia’s tropical rain forest! But Phil reminds us that James’ dad still has cancer. So it’s bitter-sweet at best.
AMAZING RACE MIGHT NOT WIN AN EMMY THIS SEASON!!! SCAAAARY!!!
Team Dong is really psyched to be at the bamboo jungle. They say this is what they’ve been waiting for and this is their bread and butter. Carrying bamboo is your bread and butter? Wrong, shaking your crotch in people’s faces is your bread and butter. And don’t you ever forget it!!
Meanwhile, Team Twin N’s are still poking out the eyes of half the country with their bamboo.
Solving the world’s overpopulation problem, one stupid Amazing Race task at a time.
Team Friday Night Lights gets to the bamboo and Team Goat Boys are the last ones at the sale still being told they have it wrong. Brent says he built a structure that would have been fine on the farm. Oh yeah, you build a lot of homemade scales on the farm. That seems like the best way to weigh goats. Sell them if they’re more than three big rocks, throw them back if they’re under.
Then Twin N’s blister popped and she says it’s disgusting.
BLISTERS POPPING!!! GOOOORRRYYY!!!
Team Dong are hot and say they learned they have to drink water. Wow, freaking geniuses these guys. Truckosaurus takes a ton of bamboo and Lexi smacks Rob in the face with hers. Hilarious.
Team Choke Out got the hang of their Juke, bring it to the mill and got the picture of their next clue on the matt.
Outsourced American Girl Doll hair
After some fear of “medical distress” from the Beekman boys which was dehydration (if only they learned that you need to drink water!) they finally finish the scale.
Phil is happy to tell Team Choke Out they are second and Ryan is NOT happy about it. He wanted to break and Amazing Race record and win 9 legs and that’s not gonna happen now. That conversation quickly transitions into Ryan apologizing for putting too much pressure on Abbie, so he might have won the record for fastest turnaround from insensitive statement to insincere apology!
Team Twin N’s cause havoc, both with the bamboo and their voices, as they go through the town. Team Dong is wrapping up their bamboo and say that they don’t want to waste any money so they haven’t been eating. If only that person who told you that you need to drink water also told you that you needed to eat food!!