Also, money hasn’t mattered on The Amazing Race since, like, five seasons ago? And we find it hard to believe that there are no snacks provided at the 12 hour pit stops.
BUGS!!!! EEWWWWWW!!! HALLOWEEEN!!
Trey from Team FNL says he’s so blown away by how great Lexi is doing. It’s honestly that heartwarming of him to say that, but when he’s surrounded by guys screaming at their significant others and trying to choke them out, he looks like a damn prince!
Team Goat Boys finally balance the wood and since they’re so tired they decide to do Bamboo Jungle. Ohhh boy……
HELLO!?! You’re supposed to be doing the detour!
Team Truckasuaurus finishes the bamboo task after a healthy amount of demeaning his wife then Team Dong takes the rickshaw and the camera man ominously shows a couple stalks left behind, Always watch the cameraman!!
They get caught in truck traffic jam and they’re off.
Team Twin N’s are team number three and tell the girl on the mat they’re from Sri Lanka and she could not care less.
Team Dong gets send back because they left three bamboo stalks behind and really break down. “But if you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough.” True, so you guys better be REEEAAALL tough.
Witness protection program? Ur doing it wrong.
Back to Goat Boys, but don’t worry, they still feel fabulous! Not sure when they are going to start acting fabulous. Team Truckasaurus checks in next at team number 4. Team Friday Night Lights checks in at team number 5 and team Dong gets the clue, runs to the pit stop and Ja(y?)mes bites it HARD on the way in.
And Phil? He thinks it’s HILARIOUS!
“Did you see that dong dive?”
They’re team number six and are very surprised to hear it. Team Goat Boys turn in their bamboo, get their clue and force a bunch of kids who don’t know what losers these guys are about to be to chant “Beekman Boys! Beekman Boys!”
However…this is, of course, a non-elimination leg of the race. And the Goat Boys are…not happy about it. They are exhausted want to go back home to their farm/city living. The promise to keep giving it their all. Which isn’t very much. And with that extra speed bump, good luck!!
Next week on Amazing Race….THANK GOD WE’RE LEAVING BANGLADESH and a sexy bath house!
“I’ve never been baptized THERE before!”
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!