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While the girls run to Phil, Dong has to get moving. Jaymes quickly reads the instructions, “Make your way on foot to the dock at Herring Market, take a boat to Majerboot and find the Poffertjesboot.” Did they forget to have Phil set this one up? Or are they cutting back on Phil’s hours so they don’t have to pay his benefits? Lame AR! That’s like how on Project Runway the designers have to stop themselves at the end of the day. Wake Tim Gunn up and have him kick them out! He can wear his pajamas and sleeping cap!
Choke Out is on a shuttle still transferring planes. Abbie’s all, “I’m over it right now.” She’s either said this thirty times or they keep replaying the sound bite. Either way, I’m over her saying that she’s over it.
FNL is landed in Amsterdam and is on the train. Dong is on their boat enjoying the view and the “calm before the storm.”
Emmy award winning translation team.
Twin N’s check in and are first and win five thousand dollars each! Cash prizes are the best aren’t they? You can’t put a price tag on that.
Dong eats the food boat food off of the Poffertjesboot and gets their next clue. Detour time! Teams chose between two cultural gems that are treasured by the Dutch. Back in Time or Organ Grind. In Back in Time, Phil is in a museum and he whispers instructions something about how they have to recreate a Rembrandt paining by posing actors in costumes. But who will play Rembrandt’s mistress? And what did Rembrandt paint her doing?! In Organ Grind, they grind an organ and collect tips. When they earn 30 euros they’ll get their next clue.
Dong wants to grind their organ. Also, they chose the organ grind detour. Dong seems to be having a hard time getting tips. That’s weird. So they do what God made them to do…strip! They strip off their tops and put on their bow ties and cuffs (AKA, “Cuffs and collars”) and you better believe that gets the crowd going! The men of Amsterdam are into it. Probably searching out new talent for their red light district shows.
“Oh ya! We liken de dongs!”
“I’m taking a video to send to my boyfriend. THIS is what I mean by “sexy” Alfons.”
They are getting into their groove then a grandma comes by with her grandkids and pays them to stop. They get their 30 euros, now they can Proceed to Museum Geelvinck.
Choke Out lands in Amsterdam followed by Goat Boys. Goat Boys and Choke Out? Will they reunite? Will Goat Choke rise from the ashes?!
Dong gets to the museum and finds the U-Turn. They don’t want to U-Turn Choke Out! But they do! They have go to Ransdorp and search a field for their next clue. They think Ryan and Abbie are going to hate them, and they’re probably right. But to be fair, I bet it doesn’t take much to get Abbie and Ryan to hate you. So now Team Dong is onto the Roadblock. AR brings back a classic, swamp vaulting! We remember this from seasons past! You have to pole vault over a mud river. Yeah bring it! These guys haven’t gotten messy in a while. (Well, except Twin N’s who always manage to be covered in fish.) Dong James vaults easily and they advance. He probably has good balance.