FNL is happily organ grinding and everyone is finding Lexi’s self cheerleading obnoxious. We think she is getting paid to stop too.
And ladies and gentlemen, the moment we’ve all been waiting for….
GOAT CHOKE IS REUNITED!!!
The music swells! The teams move forward together! Ryan says that they are brothers from another mother! Hooray! Now I hope that Choke Out gets out so that Goat Boys can team up with Dong to create: Goat Dong! Maybe I’ll save that for my Amazing Race fan fiction.
Dong taps that Phil and checks in second. Phil brings up how they U-turned Choke Out and Jaymes says that he did what he did because his parents are more important than Choke Out. We agree.
Do you think Phil has illegitimate children all around the world?
GOAT CHOKE does the Rembrandt painting recreation. These teams doing this task are really stressing me out!
FNL gets to the U-Turn and U-Turns Dong so that there isn’t one available for Choke Out to use. Smart! At the swamp vaults, Trey nails it on his first try too! Lexi is mall walking away from him. Where is she going? Must be trying to get a head start. They check in third.
Goat Choke passes the painting challenge, arrive at the U-Turn and get the bad news that everyone is against them! Well, they’re against Choke Out. No one seems to know that Goat Boys are still competing. Now Goat Choke must part ways again. Goat Boys are just as sad about Choke Out being U-Turned, they decide to move forward after a long debate.
Choke Out sadly organ grinds. They have a rough start getting tips because it’s raining out. Abbie dances with a lady for a while. The lady gives them the rest of the money that they need. Abbie hugs the hell out of her. Choke Out says how they are having such a bad day. Yeah, it probably sucks to be on an Emmy winning game show, in Amsterdam with your loved one.
Goat Boys get to the mud vault, Josh is going to do it. He promptly falls in the grass and twists his ankle. Oh boy. We’ve never seen a team want to loose so badly! But even with a busted ankle he vaults over that mud!
Choke Out Ryan vaults and falls in the mud! Yes! Someone had to! They are both being so pathetic. They are talking about getting stabbed in the back. Real tear jerking stuff. #sarcastic
Phil is so disgusted to tell Goat Boys that they are team four. Phil gave them the out, “do you want me to eliminate you instead?” And to our surprise they turn him down. Now Berry and I are super rooting for Goat Boys to begrudgingly win. They don’t care about winning or about the money. They just want to go home but week after week they keep falling into a rank. GO GOAT BOYS! Accidently win the Amazing Race!