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At the travel agency Choke Out Rob bitches about Mama Mia and Twin N’s; he is tired of them and their long hairs. He is such a square. He informs us that there is only one flight out of Dhaka as he and Abbie get the H outta that travel agancy. Just in time because there is a happy reunion between all of the other teams.
Goat Boys leave last of course and are hours behind but they will persevere because they have a farm! People said they couldn’t have a farm but they got one! The boys say that they don’t want to be in Bangladesh anymore because of the heat…sure that’s why they want out, the heat. It has nothing to do with the fact that it looks like the 7th circle of hell and it’s an estrogen free zone, or at least that’s what I heard from someone, somewhere.
At the travel agency Twin N’s find Mama Mia’s cash and nab it! Uh oh! I think they just stole their money! Are they allowed to steal their money like that? Maybe money will matter in this leg. Mama Mia now has to beg for money in Dhaka! Oh man, unless they get rid of a few limbs I don’t know how they’re going to get any sympathy.
Twin N’s and FNL each take half of Mama Mia’s cash so they don’t have to bear the guilt alone. Clever, but is half of a sin better than a whole sin?
“Do unto others what you can do to yourself.”
Meanwhile Mama Mia is having no trouble getting cash from the locals. Wow! Everyone has money to spare for Americans with a camera crew, huh?!
All the teams are on the plane together. When they land they hit the ground running…well not running but sort of quickly walking. Mama Mia is first out of the gates. Team Dong and Truckasaurus are taking the subway and everyone else grabbed a cab.
“Slow down Kelley! This ain’t the Amazing PACE!”
Mama Mia is at the ferry terminal first. They have to take the ferry to the Asian side of Istanbul and search for their next clue. Mama Mia are the only ones on the ferry. Choke Out, FNL, Twin N’s and Goat Boys are all on the second ferry. Ferry #2 are all happy together, laughing and singing camp songs and gossiping about how cute Phil is.
Team Dong gets anxious and hops off the train early to get in a cab. Truckasaurus stays on the train and Rob says that they are going to stay on the train no matter how slow it’s going because they are not followers, they make their own path! No matter how super slow that path is.
Now another AR flashback from Bopper and Barfer!!! They remember how hard it was for Barfer to dance all Bollywood like. Oh man, that was so funny, I think he barfed like twice! Actually their promo makes me want to see that Life of Pi movie! Hope there is barfing in it. Seems like there should be. At least the audience will get some motion sickness.